this is practically speed-writing, folks

[americanleaguer]

Matt Joyce hit his first home run today. Just a quickie. Apparently 717 words is what passes for a drabble with me. Joyce/Verlander, R.

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[littlestclouds]

I think drunken whore Justin is my favorite kind of Justin, really. :D I also kind of love Joyce's thought process throughout, too.

[americanleaguer]

Drunken whore Justin is everyone's favorite Justin!

[owllover711]

:-D

I saw some of the Tigers Live stuff with Matt Joyce while I was there this week and I just instantly liked him. (not to mention seeing Verlander being interviewed for the first time; wow is he relentlessly positive in his thinking! Also, where is this furriness people are talking about with him? I don't see it; I think he's probably not hairy at all.)

I was thrilled when I saw he'd hit a homer today but I didn't expect good fic from it!

This stuff all here?

"This's tradition?" he asks, breath hitching, as Verlander fumbles a hand down his front, long fingers on Matt's stomach, his belt buckle, his zipper, his, god, wrapping around his dick, long pitcher's fingers, who the fuck knew

[americanleaguer]

Ha ha ha! Death by porn!

Verlander's not super furry, but he's pretty hairy in relative terms, since most of MLB apparently is into shaving limbs. His arms are really hairy. We cannot speak to the chest, but hopefully there will be shirtless images sometime in the near future so that we may accurately judge. :)

Joyce is just so young and fresh-faced and I could not see that without seeing Verlander wanting to pull him aside and molest the fuck out of him, so. First home run, always a good excuse!

Let's be honest, anyone who is not turned on by long pitcher's fingers (callused! strong! nggh!) is probably crazy.

[edgeoflovely]

Also, where is this furriness people are talking about with him? I don't see it; I think he's probably not hairy at all.

DUDE. THANK YOU. I have been saying this forever. Sure his arms are a bit hairy. But the way some people talk *coughAlexcough* you'd think he was a hairy gorilla or something.

[americanleaguer]

Look, I think Justin just needs to parade around without a shirt for a while so we can resolve this debate once and for all. Everyone wins!

[edgeoflovely]

I was wondering who was going to write Matt Joyce fic first. I actually had Alex being the winner.

I love Matt Joyce. I want to know where the Tigers keep finding all these hot rookies.

Also, you have the best Verlander characterizations ever. Srsly.

[americanleaguer]

Ha ha, yup, first on the corruption bandwagon, that's me.

Joyce is pretty hot, but in a bland kind of way? If that makes sense? Maybe it's because we're not seeing any intensity out of him yet, so he lacks that extra zing. In related news, I am crazy.

I love writing Verlander and I'm not even sure why.

[edgeoflovely]

I get what you mean by the blandness. I look at him and think, "Ooh, he's hot." But then after a few minutes I think about how there are so many guys who have his look. He looks sort of like that college frat guy. Do you know what I mean? He's hot but not anything special hot. He provides a nice visual, but that's about it.

[littlestclouds]

I was wondering who was going to write Matt Joyce fic first. I actually had Alex being the winner.

I bugged Jenna until she wrote it. So I get .5 credit?