Cat Law #12
Rule 12 of the Cat Cabal: When your owner has just finished cleaning out the cat boxes, including bleach and sweeping up the litter you fling out of the boxes, be sure and poop as quickly as you can to break in the fresh box.
Rule 13: If you are a giant cat and have a giant cat brother, sit side by side in twin cat boxes, poop in tandem, then realize your brother has better litter and scoop some of his into your box. Be sure and fling a handful on the floor.
Rule 14: Make sure you sniff the cat litter and get it all over your face, then go sit next to owner and smile. She will forget the terror of previous rules and start laughing. Pretend to be insulted by laughter and walk away.
Rule 13: If you are a giant cat and have a giant cat brother, sit side by side in twin cat boxes, poop in tandem, then realize your brother has better litter and scoop some of his into your box. Be sure and fling a handful on the floor.
Rule 14: Make sure you sniff the cat litter and get it all over your face, then go sit next to owner and smile. She will forget the terror of previous rules and start laughing. Pretend to be insulted by laughter and walk away.