Duck sex
I just witnessed a duck gang bang and it pissed me off, so I went out and broke it up. POWER TO WOMEN!
There are these mallard ducks that are hanging out in this creek/drainage ditch thing next to where I live, and it started out with man and woman ducks. I thought they were a couple, and was hoping to see baby ducks one day.
Then the woman wouldn't be around for a few days, so I thought she's doing the egg sitting thing, but then she'd be back. So I read on the internet that they lay an egg a day until they get a good set and then they sit on them. But sometimes other animals eat the eggs and they have to restart. So I don't know.
I think they like the tadpoles in that ditch thing, but I kept giving them bread. But I think other birds and squirrels ate the bread and the ducks didn't like it.
Anyway, I had the windows open and I heard all this quacking and went to see what the problem was, and this poor female duck was getting pounded by THREE GIANT MEN DUCKS! (In case you're wondering how I know men vs. women, the men have big shiny green heads, the women do not)
Well, woman power and all of that, had to help a sister out. So I went out there with a yardstick and started squawking at them and beating my stick. They flew away and landed in the water and then I kept squawking and they got out on the other side of this creek thing.
And they kept trying to mount her. It was awful, though maybe she enjoyed the attention. It did not look consensual to me, so I interfered with nature. Yes I did.
Then two ducks began a duel of the big quacking bills and the other duck had sex with the lady. Those two guys were too busy fighting to realize the third guy just won.
And then they all flew away.
Who knows what the neighbors are thinking with me out there running around squawking with a yardstick in the weeds.
It was all quite disturbing.
There are these mallard ducks that are hanging out in this creek/drainage ditch thing next to where I live, and it started out with man and woman ducks. I thought they were a couple, and was hoping to see baby ducks one day.
Then the woman wouldn't be around for a few days, so I thought she's doing the egg sitting thing, but then she'd be back. So I read on the internet that they lay an egg a day until they get a good set and then they sit on them. But sometimes other animals eat the eggs and they have to restart. So I don't know.
I think they like the tadpoles in that ditch thing, but I kept giving them bread. But I think other birds and squirrels ate the bread and the ducks didn't like it.
Anyway, I had the windows open and I heard all this quacking and went to see what the problem was, and this poor female duck was getting pounded by THREE GIANT MEN DUCKS! (In case you're wondering how I know men vs. women, the men have big shiny green heads, the women do not)
Well, woman power and all of that, had to help a sister out. So I went out there with a yardstick and started squawking at them and beating my stick. They flew away and landed in the water and then I kept squawking and they got out on the other side of this creek thing.
And they kept trying to mount her. It was awful, though maybe she enjoyed the attention. It did not look consensual to me, so I interfered with nature. Yes I did.
Then two ducks began a duel of the big quacking bills and the other duck had sex with the lady. Those two guys were too busy fighting to realize the third guy just won.
And then they all flew away.
Who knows what the neighbors are thinking with me out there running around squawking with a yardstick in the weeds.
It was all quite disturbing.