HARDEST MEME OF ALL TIME
(1) List 10 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (10 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people!
10 Sendhil Ramamurthy
I don’t care if his character’s a pansy (DON’T SPOIL SEASON 2 OF HEROES FOR ME, BBS). He’s gorgeous. He looks like he’s made of SILK. JDAHGJKADHGKDG. WE’D MAKE BEAUTIFUL BABIES.
9 Marion Ravn
You have eyes, yes? I’ve never really understood the appeal of breasts, but she is an exception to the rule. Also, her hair is fantastic. I bet she's kinky. She looks fierce.
8 Rachel McAdams
I think she would have the classiest sex of all the people on this list. ‘Cause she’s just such a classy lady. In my dreams we’d do that scene out of the notebook.
”I WAITED FOR YOU FOR SEVEN YEARS”
“IT’S WASN’T OVER. IT’S STILL NOT OVER!!!!!!” *LIFTS HER AND HAS CRAZY BUT CLASSY SEX IN THE HOME I BUILT FOR HER*
7 Patrick Stump
Patrick’s not the hottest dude on the planet and for this reason I believe he would be awesome in the sack. He’s so self conscious he’s probably one of the most attentive dude’s. I see multiple orgasms with this boy. He’s also just completely delicious. I think everyone would like to see him bite his lip in a sexier context than during an interview, no?
6 Kate Beckinsale
OH COME ON, LOOK AT HER.
5 Aaron Malcolmson
lol he's from that Melbourne band I love, Trial Kennedy. Not rly big enough to be a celebrity but the band is getting played on TV and THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS. I'm seeing him in September at the latest so HELLLSS YEAH. I might try getting him drunk. Ok, not rly. He'd be drunk anyway. lmao.
4 Gabe Saporta
UNGH. HE’S A SMUG COCKY BASTARD AND I WANT HIM TO DO DIRTY THINGS TO ME.
3 Damian Kulash
DAMIAN KULASH IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN I HAVE EVER SEEN. I DO NOT EXAGGERATE. When he walked out on stage on the August 3rd show last year at the Hi Fi Bar I literally GASPED. Pictures do not do him justice because you cannot capture sex personified on film. He even makes SMOKING sexy, he’s that. Fucking. Hot. I don’t care if he’s married I would let him do anything he wanted to me. LOOK AT HIS SMILE!
2. Lyn-Z
She’s possibly the hottest woman in the world. I mean, you’ve seen the way she BENDS, yes? Are you not COMPLETELY JEALOUS OF GERARD WAY? HE GETS TO HAVE SEX WITH HER ALL THE TIME. THE. LUCKY. BASTARD.
1. Frank Iero
(JUST PICTURE YOURSELF ON YOUR KNEES INFRONT OF THIS PHOTO, I MEAN COME ON!)
IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS, YOU NEED TO DELETE YOURSELF FROM MY FLIST RIGHT NAO.
I have an honourary list coming later, when it's not nearly 4am.
OH GOD AM I LISTENING TO THE MOST APPROPRIATE SONG RIGHT NOW OR WHAT!?
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (10 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people!
10 Sendhil Ramamurthy
I don’t care if his character’s a pansy (DON’T SPOIL SEASON 2 OF HEROES FOR ME, BBS). He’s gorgeous. He looks like he’s made of SILK. JDAHGJKADHGKDG. WE’D MAKE BEAUTIFUL BABIES.
9 Marion Ravn
You have eyes, yes? I’ve never really understood the appeal of breasts, but she is an exception to the rule. Also, her hair is fantastic. I bet she's kinky. She looks fierce.
8 Rachel McAdams
I think she would have the classiest sex of all the people on this list. ‘Cause she’s just such a classy lady. In my dreams we’d do that scene out of the notebook.
”I WAITED FOR YOU FOR SEVEN YEARS”
“IT’S WASN’T OVER. IT’S STILL NOT OVER!!!!!!” *LIFTS HER AND HAS CRAZY BUT CLASSY SEX IN THE HOME I BUILT FOR HER*
7 Patrick Stump
Patrick’s not the hottest dude on the planet and for this reason I believe he would be awesome in the sack. He’s so self conscious he’s probably one of the most attentive dude’s. I see multiple orgasms with this boy. He’s also just completely delicious. I think everyone would like to see him bite his lip in a sexier context than during an interview, no?
6 Kate Beckinsale
OH COME ON, LOOK AT HER.
5 Aaron Malcolmson
lol he's from that Melbourne band I love, Trial Kennedy. Not rly big enough to be a celebrity but the band is getting played on TV and THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS. I'm seeing him in September at the latest so HELLLSS YEAH. I might try getting him drunk. Ok, not rly. He'd be drunk anyway. lmao.
4 Gabe Saporta
UNGH. HE’S A SMUG COCKY BASTARD AND I WANT HIM TO DO DIRTY THINGS TO ME.
3 Damian Kulash
DAMIAN KULASH IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN I HAVE EVER SEEN. I DO NOT EXAGGERATE. When he walked out on stage on the August 3rd show last year at the Hi Fi Bar I literally GASPED. Pictures do not do him justice because you cannot capture sex personified on film. He even makes SMOKING sexy, he’s that. Fucking. Hot. I don’t care if he’s married I would let him do anything he wanted to me. LOOK AT HIS SMILE!
2. Lyn-Z
She’s possibly the hottest woman in the world. I mean, you’ve seen the way she BENDS, yes? Are you not COMPLETELY JEALOUS OF GERARD WAY? HE GETS TO HAVE SEX WITH HER ALL THE TIME. THE. LUCKY. BASTARD.
1. Frank Iero
(JUST PICTURE YOURSELF ON YOUR KNEES INFRONT OF THIS PHOTO, I MEAN COME ON!)
IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS, YOU NEED TO DELETE YOURSELF FROM MY FLIST RIGHT NAO.
I have an honourary list coming later, when it's not nearly 4am.
OH GOD AM I LISTENING TO THE MOST APPROPRIATE SONG RIGHT NOW OR WHAT!?