Some People Never Change

[americanaffair]

Title: Some People Never Change
Chapter: The double surprise third part to Fresh to Death/Seduction Leads to Destruction! Gnarly!
Author: americanaffair
Beta: It's 2am here, I won't be bothering anyone with my desperate need for a beta. If you see a problem, please comment and let me know! I trust you, my good reader, that you won't let me down.
Pairing: Jalex (What

Comments

[turnthepageover]

What is this?!?!
I leave the country and you decide to post?! And it's Jalex! What are you trying to do to me?!
I loovvveeeeeeeeee it!

[americanaffair]

That's what you get for going to Canada and not telling me!!! And really?! You couldn't have waited so we'd both be going to Canada at the same time? REALLY?
But. But do you love it? Or are you just infatuated with it? That's the question.

[turnthepageover]

I'm sorry! My best friend was getting married! I couldn't wait!
I do. I do love it. I really do love it because I love everything you write.

[americanaffair]

WHO GOT MARRIED AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY WAS I NOT YOUR PLUS ONE? WHAT THE FUCK BRO!

[turnthepageover]

Remember the girl that got the story deleted on Mibba when someone plagiarized your shit? She got married.
You weren't my plus one because you can't text me back!

[americanaffair]

What do you mean I can't text you back?! Also congratulations to her that's so adorable omfg weddings make me so happy sometimes. And then sometimes they make me so sad but normally so happy!

[turnthepageover]

You never text me back, asshole!
It was a beautiful wedding! It would have made you happy!