FUCK THIS, I'M GOING TO MEXICO.
I think I built myself up in my head way bigger than I ever should've. Gravity, my dear friend, is a son of a bitch.
Sort of like me.
And in that spirit, with the Flying Spagetti Monster as my witness, you fuckers will see so much of me in these next upcoming months that you just might consider hanging yourself. Fuck this "deep" shit. I'm so happy and horny, I need to raw dog this Livejournal. She's craving some sex. And I am willing. My fingers are blue ballin' it.
So brace yourselves, and double wrap it before you tap it. Going balls deep for the summer of 2011. Let's all not die for one more year.
Sort of like me.
And in that spirit, with the Flying Spagetti Monster as my witness, you fuckers will see so much of me in these next upcoming months that you just might consider hanging yourself. Fuck this "deep" shit. I'm so happy and horny, I need to raw dog this Livejournal. She's craving some sex. And I am willing. My fingers are blue ballin' it.
So brace yourselves, and double wrap it before you tap it. Going balls deep for the summer of 2011. Let's all not die for one more year.