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i watched kylie's endurance audtion tape.
i could get on that show. its a joke. i would buy like a hundred trophies and be like bobby by, varsity football, mvp. soccer mvp, basketball mvp...
then i would show clips of football players and stuff. and since football players wear helmets with facemasks, they wouldn't know it wasn't me. so i could be like yea thats me, quarterback, throwing the game winning touchdown to win the state championship. cuz ive got endurance
then i would be at the gym like under a bench thing where you like lift weights. i would act like i just put it down. then i would be like i bench 400 lbs everyday. you dont get these guns from doing nothing. you need endurance
after i would be like im in ib, i have a 5.9 i take a million aps. all colleges are recruting me bc of my athletic and academic ability.
at the end i would be like the other contestants may be funnier, smarter, more athletic, and maybe even better than me, but they sure as hell are not better looking than me. you need a joke at the end so they remember you.
i could get on that show. its a joke. i would buy like a hundred trophies and be like bobby by, varsity football, mvp. soccer mvp, basketball mvp...
then i would show clips of football players and stuff. and since football players wear helmets with facemasks, they wouldn't know it wasn't me. so i could be like yea thats me, quarterback, throwing the game winning touchdown to win the state championship. cuz ive got endurance
then i would be at the gym like under a bench thing where you like lift weights. i would act like i just put it down. then i would be like i bench 400 lbs everyday. you dont get these guns from doing nothing. you need endurance
after i would be like im in ib, i have a 5.9 i take a million aps. all colleges are recruting me bc of my athletic and academic ability.
at the end i would be like the other contestants may be funnier, smarter, more athletic, and maybe even better than me, but they sure as hell are not better looking than me. you need a joke at the end so they remember you.