I KICK ASS.
I've been thinking lately about how much I kick ass. I'm an awesome guy. Hell, if I wasn't me I'd wish I were. Why am I so great? I'll tell you.
1. I'm the Wolfman. That automatically makes me rule all of your ignorant asses. Wolfman should be in the dictionary with a picture of my face, because I define tearing shit up.
2. I'm sexy. If you think otherwise you deserve to be burned alive.
3. I should be doing a friend cut right now since the shitty friends on my shitty list on this shitty journal don't respond or reply to my posts anymore. Assholes.
4. I should be doing yard work.
5. Yard work sucks.
6. Why mow the yard if it just grows back?
7.
8. I hate the number 7. That's why I skipped it.
9.
10. 9 is stupid too.
11. I wonder if I ate some green jello right now, and barfed, if my puke would be green. Green kicks ass.
12. I've decided everything green tastes good. (within reason.)
13. I hate you all.
14. Leave me alone.
15. I wish I had some money. If I did I'd buy a penguin.
16. What kind of name is penguin anyways? What a stupid name.
17.
18. I kind of like it. I skipped 17 because any number with a 7 in it is shitty.
19. I wish I was a pirate. Pirates are mean. Instead I'm a 17 year old male with a cyst on my face. Oh wait, that's my nose.
20. I have a penis.
-Everyone wants to be me since I kick so much ass.-
1. I'm the Wolfman. That automatically makes me rule all of your ignorant asses. Wolfman should be in the dictionary with a picture of my face, because I define tearing shit up.
2. I'm sexy. If you think otherwise you deserve to be burned alive.
3. I should be doing a friend cut right now since the shitty friends on my shitty list on this shitty journal don't respond or reply to my posts anymore. Assholes.
4. I should be doing yard work.
5. Yard work sucks.
6. Why mow the yard if it just grows back?
7.
8. I hate the number 7. That's why I skipped it.
9.
10. 9 is stupid too.
11. I wonder if I ate some green jello right now, and barfed, if my puke would be green. Green kicks ass.
12. I've decided everything green tastes good. (within reason.)
13. I hate you all.
14. Leave me alone.
15. I wish I had some money. If I did I'd buy a penguin.
16. What kind of name is penguin anyways? What a stupid name.
17.
18. I kind of like it. I skipped 17 because any number with a 7 in it is shitty.
19. I wish I was a pirate. Pirates are mean. Instead I'm a 17 year old male with a cyst on my face. Oh wait, that's my nose.
20. I have a penis.
-Everyone wants to be me since I kick so much ass.-