The moon is blood red
My friends I must warn you..there is a bad moon rising. It's a trend of unmentionable horror, more despicable than the religious right, more damaging to the youth than McDonalds, the evil on the rise...... collar popping. Did we not go through this in the 80's? Was it not bad enough then that we figured we would give it another chance? This must be stopped...by all means necessary.
Then again I guess it might have some advantages.....
Cover up hickies that these guys get from their boyfriends
Might afford some comfort allowing the collar popper to rest the weight of his color treated head on the ole collar. Note:For heavier heads multiple collars may be needed.
In windy, blustery conditions it could offer warmth.
Protects one from neck burn.
An extra layer of protection from vampires.
Hmmm to pop or not to pop....a question that will haunt me for minutes :D
Then again I guess it might have some advantages.....
Cover up hickies that these guys get from their boyfriends
Might afford some comfort allowing the collar popper to rest the weight of his color treated head on the ole collar. Note:For heavier heads multiple collars may be needed.
In windy, blustery conditions it could offer warmth.
Protects one from neck burn.
An extra layer of protection from vampires.
Hmmm to pop or not to pop....a question that will haunt me for minutes :D