Interesting "sound" bites...
But not really sound, since they're from text. I can picture them as sound bites, though. Which, I suppose isn't quite right, either.
From today's Questionable Content: "Your problems are utterly alien to me. It's like a bear complaining to a shark that it's knees hurt."
From today's Penny Arcade blog: "While driving on the highway, a child molester who is also driving might look into the back seat of your car and see your child using their DS back there. According to this terrifying report, the child molester can then - while driving their car - produce a DS of their own and utilize it to divine your home address. You will recall that he is driving on the highway at speeds approaching sixty miles an hour. One hand is on the wheel and the other is managing the gearbox. Thus, there can be no question.
"He is entering these messages into his DS with his erect phallus."
Those made me chuckle.
Of course, chuckling hurts. I woke up this morning with the most amazing knot in the middle of my lower back. Breathing hurts. Ugh. Stupid body.
On the bright side, short day or work today.
Of course, it's because I'm heading out to a memorial service.
So it all balances out, I suppose.
From today's Questionable Content: "Your problems are utterly alien to me. It's like a bear complaining to a shark that it's knees hurt."
From today's Penny Arcade blog: "While driving on the highway, a child molester who is also driving might look into the back seat of your car and see your child using their DS back there. According to this terrifying report, the child molester can then - while driving their car - produce a DS of their own and utilize it to divine your home address. You will recall that he is driving on the highway at speeds approaching sixty miles an hour. One hand is on the wheel and the other is managing the gearbox. Thus, there can be no question.
"He is entering these messages into his DS with his erect phallus."
Those made me chuckle.
Of course, chuckling hurts. I woke up this morning with the most amazing knot in the middle of my lower back. Breathing hurts. Ugh. Stupid body.
On the bright side, short day or work today.
Of course, it's because I'm heading out to a memorial service.
So it all balances out, I suppose.