You know you're from Texas when...
You know you're from Texas when...
- You see more Texan flags than American flags. .
- You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots.
- You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries.
- You prefer Whataburger to McDonalds.
- You dress up to go shopping at the mall.
- You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor.
- You have both a dog and a brother-in-law named Bud
- Your local grocery store sells cactus in the Fresh Produce department
- You choose a brand of Mexican salsa with the same care that another might use to select a bottle of fine wine
- You think that the 4 basic food groups are nachos, bar-b-que, fajitas, and Copenhagen.
- You know whether another Texan is from South, West, East, North, or Central Texas as soon as they open their mouth.
- You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans.
- The Blue Book value on your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
- You can say 110 degrees without fainting...
- The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly...
- You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window...
- You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance...
- It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets...
- No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning...
- You only know five spices: salt, pepper, Ranch dressing, BBQ sauce and ketchup.
- You've taken your kids trick-or-treating when it was 90 degrees outside.
- You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
- The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering." and five guys stand up.
- People wonder, when Jesus fed 5,000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish.
- The final words of the benediction are, "Ya'll come back now, ya hear?"