IDEK... "Art": A-Team comic - The incredible Adventures of Hannibal the Great and Face-Man!
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The incredible Adventures of Hannibal the Great and Face-Man
Summary: Yeah. IDK. Um. How they met?
Warnings: utter crack. Stick figure porn, stick figure nakedness. Crack. Craaaaaack.
A/N: I spent about 15 minutes drawing this and then about 2 hours trying to make them look good. Hope you can see everything, and ignore how the background doesn't quite fit together in places, my camera sucks and I'm not all that talented at editing photos.
Once upon a time, in a distant land...
There lived a great hero. Hannibal the Great!!! He was so awesome and manly and badass and stuff, I can't even. *swoon* Totally hung, too, but you can't see that with stick figures. Pity. Hmmmmm Kraken. Hmmm. Erm. Where was I? Oh yes.
Sadly, there were people who were jealous of his awesomeness and total hotness and sexiness and everything, so they tried to kill him lots. But every time Hannibal the Great won and kicked all their asses, until!!!
Two new, terrible, scary, sexy villains appeared...
And here begins our story...
Quite suddenly, out of nowhere, Hannibal the Great is accosted by two strangers. They have small, women-like guns and appear to be wearing devil's horns. Convenient, how else would Hannibal know they are villains. <.<
Hannibal the Great: And who might you be?
Villain One: I am the Pikenator and this is my trusted sidekick, Dr. Lynch! Prepare to die!
Villain Two: I thought YOU were going to be the sidekick and I the main villain! You never let me do anything! *pout*
The Pikenator: Shh, honey, not now. We're about to kill Hannibal the Not-so-Great, we'll talk about that later, okay? Just go with it. And you agreed it could be my turn this time.
Dr. Lynch: Fine. But I get to be on top tonight.
The Pikenator: Whatever.
Hannibal the Great: You boys about done?
The Pikenator: Oh, sorry. *clears throat* Prepare to die!
Dr. Lynch: Can we get hot chocolate later?
The Pikenator: Not no-how, I'm trying to work here...
Hannibal the Great: *dissolves into laughter*
The Pikenator: Oh, shut up, all of you. PREPARE TO DIE!
Hannibal the Great: Yeah right. Amateurs.
OMG!!1!! Hannibal's foot slips and he suddenly realizes where they are!
The Pikenator: A-HA! See my villainness! I have sneakily managed to make you stand at this abyss that totally didn't appear out of nowhere!
Hannibal the Great: How... convenient.
Dr. Lynch: Honey, you're the best! *swoon*
The Pikenator: Thanks, baby. Prepare to die, Hannibal!!!!!
Hannibal the Great: Hmm. This may be a problem.
Oh noes! Hannibal has slipped and fallen! Only his huge hands are still clutching the edge! And the villains are cackling evilly, those... evil villains! OMG OMG what happens next?!
Dr. Lynch: Baby, you're so coool! <3<3<3
The Pikenator: Muhaha! See how you're dangling above the abyss! How does that feel, Hannibal, knowing your dooooom is imminent?!
Hannibal: Well, this breeze tickles my loins and is actually quite pleasant. Aside from that... I'm sure a handy plot device will save me I'll come up with a plan to get out of this.
Dr. Lynch is wondering why their noses have suddenly disappeared to, but The Pikenator cannot be distracted by such minor details. He revels in the fact that Hannibal the Great is at his mercy!
The Pikenator: Haha! See how I'm evilly stomping on your hands to make you lose your grip? Already your fingers are weakening, and it fills my black heart with joy! Muhahaha! *stomp*
Hannibal the Great: Are you sure you're not touched in the head? Who talks like that, seriously?
The Pikenator: Muhaha... what? SILENCE! *stomp* I will not stand for this insolence!
Hannibal the Great: *eyeroll* Oh no! I can feel my grasp slipping! Whatever shall I do?
The Pikenator: I SAID SILENCE! DIE, YOU BASTARD! *stomp*
Dr. Lynch: Way to go, honey! I love you!
Hannibal the Great: Look, the little girl talks.
The Pikenator: Raaaaah! Nobody insults my BF! *stomp stomp stomp*
Oh noes! Hannibal is falling into the abyss!
Hannibal: Hm. Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
Dr. Lynch and Pikenator: Yayayay! We're totally evil and totally badass! Yay!
Hannibal quivers in fright! However shall he get out of this deadly situation?!
Hannibal the: Great. Now I'm falling. Thanks a lot.
I said quivers in fright!
Hannibal the Great: I don't quiver in fright.
*zap*
Hannibal the Great: Ow! Okay, okay, Jeez. *clears throat* AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... *sigh*
But fear not, poor Hannibal! Help is near! Look! There, on the horizon! A shape, flying lightning-fast across the sky! Who is it? It's a bird, it's a plane, no! It's...
FACE-MAN!
Maker Saviour of countless babies! Defender of the defenseless! Helper of the helpless! Hero of the herole... those without a hero!
Loved and wanted and leered at by all! The prettiest superhero ever!
Face-Man! Skin as smooth as marble, muscles as strong as steel, smile that induces spontaneous orgasms in every female! And his superpowers! His soft, golden, radioactive locks! His bright blue eyes, twin laserbeams! Take that, villains of the world!!!
And his glorious gluteus maximus! So firm and round and inviting it turns even the straightest of the straight into flaming homosexuals! So firm and round and inviting, so biteable and pinchabel, smooth marble cheeks, two glorious handfuls, and between a dark valley, hiding the most delicious treasure, and...
Hannibal the Great: Um, hello? Still falling here... Not that all this fangirling isn't entertaining or anything, but what about me?
Oops, sorry...
Hannibal is falling! Oh noes! Panic! Screaming! Halp! But fear not, poor Hannibal, help is near! Face-Man has heard your pitiful cries and soon notices your predicament!
Hannibal the Great: Thanks. Making me sound like a girl here, just what I needed.
Face-Man: Do I hear the helpless cry of the helpless? Fear not, helpless, uh, person, I'll be with you in a sec!
Hannibal the Great: Who is this mysterious stranger so suddenly appearing out of thin air?
Face-Man: Who is this mysterious stranger so suddenly falling through thin air?
Face-Man: Hey there! How's things? I'll have you safely on the ground in a sec! Hang on tight, because my powers of flight are so amazing we're gonna break the soundbarrier! Yay! Being a superhero is AWESOME!
Hannibal the Great: Perfect. First I lose against the worst supervillains ever, then the author makes me sound like a girl, and now I'm being saved by a 12 year-old.
*glares*
Hannibal the Great: Fiiiine. Oh! I was inexplicably saved from my certain doom by a most certainly not underage man! How amazing!
Face: Why thank you. Don't mention it, it's what I do. *modest shrug*
Look! A romantic little hill with romantic little trees and romantic soft grass! The perfect place for our hero and superhero to land!
Hannibal the Great: So, thanks for the rescue and all, but... Who the fuck are you anyway?
Face-Man: I am FACE-MAN! *sparkles* *not like a vampire* *just sparkles awesomely*
Hannibal: Huh!
And suddenly, as they look deep into each other's eyes...
They realize it! They are in love! They are meant to be! They'll stay together forever and ever, they belong together! Nobody and nothing will ever come between them! They are the most awesomest, prettiest, sexiest, wonderfullest, bestestest couple in the history of ever! They...
Hannibal the Great: WE GET IT, THANK YOU!
Face-Man: Yeah, man. Can we get on with it already?
Huh, what?
Face-Man: Oh, whatever. Kiss me, stud!
Hannibal the Great: Now that's the part of the story I like!
Face-Man: Yes! Harder! More! Yes! Yes!
Hannibal the Great: I am the king of the world!!!
Um. And so they made sweet love all night long, in multiple places and positions, slow and tender and rough and hard, and the author watched them the whole time because she's a dirty old perv.
Then they fell asleep while Hannibal was making smoke-hearts with his cigar because he's awesome like that.
And they lived happily ever after!
PS: And then one day they noticed they had totally forgotten about Dr. Lynch and the Pikenator and went to kick their asses, but that's a story for a different day...
Yeah IDEK. Um. I had fun... ;P
The incredible Adventures of Hannibal the Great and Face-Man
Summary: Yeah. IDK. Um. How they met?
Warnings: utter crack. Stick figure porn, stick figure nakedness. Crack. Craaaaaack.
A/N: I spent about 15 minutes drawing this and then about 2 hours trying to make them look good. Hope you can see everything, and ignore how the background doesn't quite fit together in places, my camera sucks and I'm not all that talented at editing photos.
Once upon a time, in a distant land...
There lived a great hero. Hannibal the Great!!! He was so awesome and manly and badass and stuff, I can't even. *swoon* Totally hung, too, but you can't see that with stick figures. Pity. Hmmmmm Kraken. Hmmm. Erm. Where was I? Oh yes.
Sadly, there were people who were jealous of his awesomeness and total hotness and sexiness and everything, so they tried to kill him lots. But every time Hannibal the Great won and kicked all their asses, until!!!
Two new, terrible, scary, sexy villains appeared...
And here begins our story...
Quite suddenly, out of nowhere, Hannibal the Great is accosted by two strangers. They have small, women-like guns and appear to be wearing devil's horns. Convenient, how else would Hannibal know they are villains. <.<
Hannibal the Great: And who might you be?
Villain One: I am the Pikenator and this is my trusted sidekick, Dr. Lynch! Prepare to die!
Villain Two: I thought YOU were going to be the sidekick and I the main villain! You never let me do anything! *pout*
The Pikenator: Shh, honey, not now. We're about to kill Hannibal the Not-so-Great, we'll talk about that later, okay? Just go with it. And you agreed it could be my turn this time.
Dr. Lynch: Fine. But I get to be on top tonight.
The Pikenator: Whatever.
Hannibal the Great: You boys about done?
The Pikenator: Oh, sorry. *clears throat* Prepare to die!
Dr. Lynch: Can we get hot chocolate later?
The Pikenator: Not no-how, I'm trying to work here...
Hannibal the Great: *dissolves into laughter*
The Pikenator: Oh, shut up, all of you. PREPARE TO DIE!
Hannibal the Great: Yeah right. Amateurs.
OMG!!1!! Hannibal's foot slips and he suddenly realizes where they are!
The Pikenator: A-HA! See my villainness! I have sneakily managed to make you stand at this abyss that totally didn't appear out of nowhere!
Hannibal the Great: How... convenient.
Dr. Lynch: Honey, you're the best! *swoon*
The Pikenator: Thanks, baby. Prepare to die, Hannibal!!!!!
Hannibal the Great: Hmm. This may be a problem.
Oh noes! Hannibal has slipped and fallen! Only his huge hands are still clutching the edge! And the villains are cackling evilly, those... evil villains! OMG OMG what happens next?!
Dr. Lynch: Baby, you're so coool! <3<3<3
The Pikenator: Muhaha! See how you're dangling above the abyss! How does that feel, Hannibal, knowing your dooooom is imminent?!
Hannibal: Well, this breeze tickles my loins and is actually quite pleasant. Aside from that... I'm sure a handy plot device will save me I'll come up with a plan to get out of this.
Dr. Lynch is wondering why their noses have suddenly disappeared to, but The Pikenator cannot be distracted by such minor details. He revels in the fact that Hannibal the Great is at his mercy!
The Pikenator: Haha! See how I'm evilly stomping on your hands to make you lose your grip? Already your fingers are weakening, and it fills my black heart with joy! Muhahaha! *stomp*
Hannibal the Great: Are you sure you're not touched in the head? Who talks like that, seriously?
The Pikenator: Muhaha... what? SILENCE! *stomp* I will not stand for this insolence!
Hannibal the Great: *eyeroll* Oh no! I can feel my grasp slipping! Whatever shall I do?
The Pikenator: I SAID SILENCE! DIE, YOU BASTARD! *stomp*
Dr. Lynch: Way to go, honey! I love you!
Hannibal the Great: Look, the little girl talks.
The Pikenator: Raaaaah! Nobody insults my BF! *stomp stomp stomp*
Oh noes! Hannibal is falling into the abyss!
Hannibal: Hm. Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
Dr. Lynch and Pikenator: Yayayay! We're totally evil and totally badass! Yay!
Hannibal quivers in fright! However shall he get out of this deadly situation?!
Hannibal the: Great. Now I'm falling. Thanks a lot.
I said quivers in fright!
Hannibal the Great: I don't quiver in fright.
*zap*
Hannibal the Great: Ow! Okay, okay, Jeez. *clears throat* AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... *sigh*
But fear not, poor Hannibal! Help is near! Look! There, on the horizon! A shape, flying lightning-fast across the sky! Who is it? It's a bird, it's a plane, no! It's...
FACE-MAN!
Maker Saviour of countless babies! Defender of the defenseless! Helper of the helpless! Hero of the herole... those without a hero!
Loved and wanted and leered at by all! The prettiest superhero ever!
Face-Man! Skin as smooth as marble, muscles as strong as steel, smile that induces spontaneous orgasms in every female! And his superpowers! His soft, golden, radioactive locks! His bright blue eyes, twin laserbeams! Take that, villains of the world!!!
And his glorious gluteus maximus! So firm and round and inviting it turns even the straightest of the straight into flaming homosexuals! So firm and round and inviting, so biteable and pinchabel, smooth marble cheeks, two glorious handfuls, and between a dark valley, hiding the most delicious treasure, and...
Hannibal the Great: Um, hello? Still falling here... Not that all this fangirling isn't entertaining or anything, but what about me?
Oops, sorry...
Hannibal is falling! Oh noes! Panic! Screaming! Halp! But fear not, poor Hannibal, help is near! Face-Man has heard your pitiful cries and soon notices your predicament!
Hannibal the Great: Thanks. Making me sound like a girl here, just what I needed.
Face-Man: Do I hear the helpless cry of the helpless? Fear not, helpless, uh, person, I'll be with you in a sec!
Hannibal the Great: Who is this mysterious stranger so suddenly appearing out of thin air?
Face-Man: Who is this mysterious stranger so suddenly falling through thin air?
Face-Man: Hey there! How's things? I'll have you safely on the ground in a sec! Hang on tight, because my powers of flight are so amazing we're gonna break the soundbarrier! Yay! Being a superhero is AWESOME!
Hannibal the Great: Perfect. First I lose against the worst supervillains ever, then the author makes me sound like a girl, and now I'm being saved by a 12 year-old.
*glares*
Hannibal the Great: Fiiiine. Oh! I was inexplicably saved from my certain doom by a most certainly not underage man! How amazing!
Face: Why thank you. Don't mention it, it's what I do. *modest shrug*
Look! A romantic little hill with romantic little trees and romantic soft grass! The perfect place for our hero and superhero to land!
Hannibal the Great: So, thanks for the rescue and all, but... Who the fuck are you anyway?
Face-Man: I am FACE-MAN! *sparkles* *not like a vampire* *just sparkles awesomely*
Hannibal: Huh!
And suddenly, as they look deep into each other's eyes...
They realize it! They are in love! They are meant to be! They'll stay together forever and ever, they belong together! Nobody and nothing will ever come between them! They are the most awesomest, prettiest, sexiest, wonderfullest, bestestest couple in the history of ever! They...
Hannibal the Great: WE GET IT, THANK YOU!
Face-Man: Yeah, man. Can we get on with it already?
Huh, what?
Face-Man: Oh, whatever. Kiss me, stud!
Hannibal the Great: Now that's the part of the story I like!
Face-Man: Yes! Harder! More! Yes! Yes!
Hannibal the Great: I am the king of the world!!!
Um. And so they made sweet love all night long, in multiple places and positions, slow and tender and rough and hard, and the author watched them the whole time because she's a dirty old perv.
Then they fell asleep while Hannibal was making smoke-hearts with his cigar because he's awesome like that.
And they lived happily ever after!
PS: And then one day they noticed they had totally forgotten about Dr. Lynch and the Pikenator and went to kick their asses, but that's a story for a different day...
Yeah IDEK. Um. I had fun... ;P