Feb 28, 2005 17:50
- Directed and starred in an award-winning play.
- Arrested a fellow who was so high on "jumbo jiffy markers" that he was playing matador on main street.
- Hunted a convicted felon through a dark and stormy night while toting a 12 gauge.
- Had an affair with a married man.
- Had the married man's wife later try to shoot me with a rifle. (S'okay I had it coming)
- Spent several months, from dawn to dusk, drunk
- Went on a date with an entire rugby team.
- Dated a convicted murderer.
- Got "the kissing disease" from sharing a cig. BLAH!
- Participated in several high speed car chases--from siren end of the operation.