La la la la la... listen closely to the verse I lay.
Useless update number three of this morning!
I love The Voyage. Can I just say it? I love it. It's amazing... easily the best ride I've ever ridden. The record-breaking air time, the banks, the tunnels, the last 30 seconds where you can't control any part of your body. The best wooden coaster... if not best coaster, period. I can easily, easily say that after attending Holiday World and King's Island within a week of each other, this ride trumps EVERYTHING Cincinnati's trashy park has got to offer (although that's not saying too much... I still think The Raven might do the same).
People who disrespect wooden coasters are full of shit. I love them. I love this one, most of all.
For all my pussy friends who are too ballsless to ride anything that's not "smooth," I wish I could throw you on this beast of a ride and let it beat the shit out of you. You have no idea.
-A
I love The Voyage. Can I just say it? I love it. It's amazing... easily the best ride I've ever ridden. The record-breaking air time, the banks, the tunnels, the last 30 seconds where you can't control any part of your body. The best wooden coaster... if not best coaster, period. I can easily, easily say that after attending Holiday World and King's Island within a week of each other, this ride trumps EVERYTHING Cincinnati's trashy park has got to offer (although that's not saying too much... I still think The Raven might do the same).
People who disrespect wooden coasters are full of shit. I love them. I love this one, most of all.
For all my pussy friends who are too ballsless to ride anything that's not "smooth," I wish I could throw you on this beast of a ride and let it beat the shit out of you. You have no idea.
-A