Today's Scripture Message
I am consistently sent Bible verses by my readers and asked to give my interpretation and I must agree that without the proper interpretation the Holy Bible can be twisted to fit anyone's fey sin-peppered agenda and therefore I shall for your spiritual edification make it a regular practice of mine to post my interpretations here in my LiveJournal which is of course God's LiveJournal. Amen.
Philippians 2:1-4:
"If there be therefore any consolation in Christ, if any comfort of love, if any fellowship of the Spirit, if any bowels and mercies, Fulfil ye my joy, that ye be likeminded, having the same love, being of one accord, of one mind. Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves. Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the things of others."
My authoritative interpretation:
"All Christians should conduct themselves in whatever manner necessary to achieve the approval of Jesus Christ's representative on earth. In this case it was the writer who was the Apostle Paul which proves that Peter was not Jesus Christ's representative which proves Peter was not the first pope as the Romanists are so fond of claiming. Since the death of Paul there have been many representatives of Jesus Christ and as of December 25 1999 I became that earthly representative when I was anointed to lead the HELLBOUND away from their fiery destination and instead in the direction of Salvation through God's Message which he has of course entrusted to me. Therefore all of you should defer to each other in humility so that your bickering and jabbering will not interfere with the work I am trying to accomplish which is that of saving your wetched souls. Amen."
Philippians 2:1-4:
"If there be therefore any consolation in Christ, if any comfort of love, if any fellowship of the Spirit, if any bowels and mercies, Fulfil ye my joy, that ye be likeminded, having the same love, being of one accord, of one mind. Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves. Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the things of others."
My authoritative interpretation:
"All Christians should conduct themselves in whatever manner necessary to achieve the approval of Jesus Christ's representative on earth. In this case it was the writer who was the Apostle Paul which proves that Peter was not Jesus Christ's representative which proves Peter was not the first pope as the Romanists are so fond of claiming. Since the death of Paul there have been many representatives of Jesus Christ and as of December 25 1999 I became that earthly representative when I was anointed to lead the HELLBOUND away from their fiery destination and instead in the direction of Salvation through God's Message which he has of course entrusted to me. Therefore all of you should defer to each other in humility so that your bickering and jabbering will not interfere with the work I am trying to accomplish which is that of saving your wetched souls. Amen."