I am so glad to see that this community still exists after my long absence. Doesn't it feel good to unite against something we all love to hate? Here's my little blasphemous tidbit for the day:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/divine_dildos.html there's a crucified Jesus here, and searching the site will show you the baby Jesus butt plug. Take a look. It will make you laugh, or at least make you feel a little dirty. :)