1. Okay. You are a special kind of bitch. I remember when I first met you, I loved you so. I loved everything about you but at the same time I couldn't stand how much you could potentially hurt me. Now I just love you, even though you can still hurt me, so bad.
2. Fucking hell, do I hate you? Yes. I hate you because you messed me up. You killed everything about something I wanted and you don't even know it. I love you so fucking much, I'll die for you. But at the same time sometimes I wish I never met you. Fuck.
3. Oh my word, I love you so much. You don't know how much I love you. I want to get every cent in the world and spend it on you and our life together. But this love isn't that deep, wtf are you talking about Dizzy, I just love you so much and so little. it's sick, really.
4. Baby, I love you. You're my fucking twin and the best friend I will ever have. I wish you could be near me so I can just spend all my time being stupid with you. Fuck, I love you madly and deeply and there will never be anyone like you. Ever.
5. We never ever talk but I fucking adore you.
6. You are fucking cool as ice, baby. Love you.
7. I love you because I want to have everything with you and I can't and I know it hurts you as much as it hurts me, and I wish we could be more but I just don't think it's gonna happen, though I wish it could. I really, really, do. And I love you as much as a person can love someone else.
8. Oh my word, you amazing thing you. I love you more than I love my life. I'd die for you, kill for you, do anything you want. I will come down there if you ever really, really, need me. I'll jump off a cliff if it'd amuse you. I love you, I want you to be happy. Ask me for anything and if it'd make you smile, I'll do it.
9. Fucking cool. That's all.
10. I hate you, you hate me, we are as fucked up as can be. End.
11. Mmm, I admire everything about you. Everything you've done is beautiful. You leave life and smiles behind you and I think that makes you the most amazing person alive.
12. Um. Hi. Wow, I love you.
13. Oh god, I don't hate YOU but I sure as hell hate how you are. Sometimes I want to go violent on people and just knock their teeth in, surprise. You're one of them.
14. weeeeeeee. I love you. You make me squeeee! Can I love you forever? Please? Thanks.
15. You don't like me anymore. Seriously. Why? It's mean. No, but really. I love you. Talk to me again, you spiffy ho.
16. I'm only putting you because I'm doing twenty. Fuck you. Dyke's rule. Lame ass cuntface.
17. Hi! Hello! Yo! You hurt me. Fuck you and have a nice day.
18. You RP, RPing scares me. I've seen what it does to people and therefor I stay away. But you're cool so wooo! I love you. And you like my husband, so I double like you. Mmm-yeah.
19. I love you. You make me squee. You hurt me before but I'm all over it, baby and now I just want to be your platonic soul mate for life. Yeah, baby, yeah. And also you know you want my sexy illegal ass. :purrs:
20. Wow. You are cool. I love you. Is this twenty, yet?