True Blood Premiere Reactions
I was at a friend’s house, so I couldn’t liveblog, thus I wrote everything down. Here goes:
- Fairyland, WTF? The business end of Alan Ball’s crackpipe must be hot the fucking touch.
- “That’s some Wizard of Oz shit.” - my friend Tyler
- When Bill and Eric snapped their eyes open: “Vampire pissing contest ON!”
- When Earl exploded into dust: No, no, awwwww, no!
- “Gag me to heck and back!” - Tyler
- Hmmm. Bill’s a douche, but Stephen Moyer be lookin’ fine.
- Eric shows up: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. He knew she was alive! He didn’t give up on her!
- ANDY’S FAAAACE when he finds out Sookie’s alive lol
- The way Bill says sheriff amuses me.
- Wait a hot damn minute. Why did Eric just take Bill’s order? King Bill is true? No no no no, say it ain’t so!
- “Is Eric his Talbot?” - Tyler
- God, Bill, yeah, walk away, idiot. She wants you to fight for her, you dumbfuck.
- Jason, you are so adorable and I want to squish you.
- The world is on end. Jason’s policing Andy’s shit? What the hell is even happening here?
- “Five minutes. Ten if they got dranks.” - Lafayette, you’s a good Southern boy.
- Terry, aww, I love you so much.
- Hoyt and Jessica are adorable. I want a boy like Hoyt.
- Jason jeans…let me take a minute to say: DAT ASS
- I’m sorry. Portia’s hot? What?
- Pam, I love you.
- Eric has more charm than any one man should be allowed.
- “Bill and Eric. It should happen.” - my friend Allie
- Lesbian!Fighter!CalledToni!Tara? Well, that’s one way to make a new start. I love her hair like that, BTW.
- Aww, group hug, so cute.
- Sam, y so angry? You’re looking good though.
- Lafayette, you are the shit, and I love you.
- Andy, what are you even doing? First you’re an alcoholic, now this?
- Jason, when the hell did you get to be responsible?
- TOMMY WTF WHAT IS HAPPENING?
- “Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, what, what, what, gross.” - Tyler
- Sam. Anger management. What.
- Tara, you’s a lie.
- Portia, you are a rich bitch, and I kind of want to punch you.
- Hoyt and Jessica are so cute.
- That Matt dude is hot. Still, no, Jessica, no!
- Pammmmmmmm, ILY, and I approve of your use of the term eyefuck.
- What the hell kind of anger management is Sam going to?
- “It’s public education. Who’ll know the difference?” This is kind of awesome.
- Wait, what, getting naked, so confused, oooooh, you’re shifters. Ok then.
- Daddy!Jason, whaaaaaat. I approve your usage of the word icebox.
- Jimbo? Timbo? What is this kid’s name?
- No, no, don’t hurt Jason, stoooopppppppppp!
- Minerva = Harry Potter reference
- Also, this Marnie woman is unhinged.
- Oooh, Lafayette, you’s a powerful sumbitch.
- “I assure you” - when fandoms collide.
- I knew he bought the house!
- Kind of sexy, kind of sweet, aaaaaaanddd, there goes Alan Ball and his cockblocking making everything all sinister.
- Eric is a lot of things, some of them less good than others, but he wouldn’t force himself on Sookie. Seduction, yes, intimidation, maybe, taking advantage of a situation, probably, but he wouldn’t force her. What’s going on here?
- Whaaaaaaat, King Bill, I don’t even, do not want!
- To sum up: Terry, Lafayette, Hoyt and Pam are still awesome, Jessica needs to watch herself, Arlene and that kid are scaring me a little, don’t hurt my baby Jason anymore than you have to, what is Tara even doing, Tommy whaaaat, Sam’s looking good and happy, Sookie is getting little character development so far, Eric is a Viking sex god, and King Bill can GTFO. Alan Ball, do not fuck Eric/Sookie up or I will hunt you down.