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Oh, crap-- I don't want to write my paper. x_x
So, thanks to Justin for this quiz. I read his answers while writing mine. Editing, and stuff. Don't read it if you are procrastinating on a paper like I am-- it's Lent, resist tempatation!!!
What is your full name?
eman lluf
How old r u?
Somewhere between 1 and 100
What color is your hair?
wishing it were purple
How Long is it?
1 inch in some places, 5 in others.
What color are your eyes?
chesutonatto
What's your ethnicity?
wanna be egg
How Tall are you?
For a Mountain I am small, for a mouse I am huge, for a woman I am just right. (Thanks for a great answer, Justin!)
In Japan I'm the height of an average man.
How much do u weigh?
10 more pounds than I want to
Do u have a tattoo?
thinking about one.
Do u have piercings?
Gonna get my 8th soon.
What color is your skin?
When I wear red, I look pink. When I wear green, I look sickly yellow. When I wear white I look darn tanned, when I wear black I look perfect.
What body type are you?
pear shaped woman! Pear is my fruit dojure! (dosure? doshure? It's French, and I'm too lazy to look up the song lyrics...)
What's ur style?
Punk Ethnic, or Reinassance Gurl
Where do you shop?
University Arts
What brand of shoes do you wear?
ones that cover my soul-- mwahahaha
What's you favorite food?
raw fish. purple bean paste. blueberry syrup on yogurt and oatmeal. vinegar salad.
What's you favorite drink?
soymilk with a bit of cinnamon ontop
What's your favorite Ice Cream?
icecream= yuck
What's ur favorite chocolate?
70% cocoa Purdy's Around the World chocolate!
What's ur favorite Candy kind?
candy bar = yuck
Do you smoke?
when I'm really angry. It comes from my ears. Tastes like chicken.
how many meals per day? 4.
Do you smoke weed?
pull 'em out of my garden and think about burning them. I like fire.
Do you do E?
Elevate, perhaps? Or Ejaculate? Or perhaps eject? Or inject?
Do u do shroomz?
I love that word. Shroooooomz....
Do u drink?
yeah. I like living, you know. you'd die without it.
If yes, what's fav type of booze?
bewbz
Do you do coke?
Don't like either version, diet or not
Do you do any other types of drugs?
Pepcid once a day for 8 weeks, take THAT stomach pain!
Are you a virgin?
yeppers
If no, when did u lose ur virginity?
Reinassance Gurl, holdin' on till marriage (or at least engagement. Those are the old rules.)
do you have a b/f...g/f? If yes, how long have u been together?
yes, yes-- been together 10,000 yrs
How is your relationship status?
10 reaching critical mass
Have you ever cheated?
Once, on a test 'cause I hated my Spanish teacher
Have you ever lied?
White lies, black ties, and little yellow flies too.
Have you ever killed someone?
I'll never tell how many! Mwahahahahahaha!
Have you ever stolen from a family member?
Little sister-- "this is MY toy!" wars.
Have u ever been arrested?
Nope.
If yes, for what?
For shaking the squirrel in public. I said no. (Thanx again, Justin.)
Have u ever spent the night in jail?
No
If yes, how long and why?
about 6 inches, but I'm not telling why
Why or why not?
Why not.
What are you're three best features physically?
glasses, necklaces, my favorite ring ever
personality wise?
cheery-jaunty-happy-fullofshit "I'm not writing my paper!" me! ^_^
Do you have any pets?
Only three... I'm so sad...
Do you have any siblings?
One of blood, many of heart
How old and what are their names?
Added up, 72
Are your parents still living?
To tell you the truth, I don't really know....
Do you live with them?
yes.
Do you swear a lot?
Shit, this is a fucking stoopid question.
Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Oh my yes, very good in deed. (What kind of question is this, really?)
Are you vain?
rhymes with rain
Are you confident in urself?
urself. That's how I must refer to myself now. Urself, the great Warrior Princess.
Are you shy?
&_&
R u Annoying?
Huh huh huh? What did you say? Huuuuuh? I can't hear you! C'mon, say it again, pleeease? Again again again! I want to hear you say it mou ikkai! Kudasai! Kyaaaa! Kakkoi yo!
...ahem.
Are you suicidal?
%_%
Why or why not?
I have 4 eyes.
Are you self conscious?
I am concious of Urself.
Are you intelligent?
I don't like to brag...
Are you funny?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Are you Witty?
Wit is a sad movie... and I've not even seen it all....
Are you flexible?
Oh yes, I can kiss my knees.
Are you left or right handed?
I have lysdexia
Are you respectful of your body?
When it plays nice. If it doesn't, I tell it to fuck off. Then go to the doctor's.
If you cud have three things whut wud they be?
I chew my cud, play in the mud, and eat wud all day.
Why?
nature tastes good.
What do [did] you wanna be when your older?
Prince Charming.
What's your dream job?
A job that doesn't suck, has nobody else working at it to piss me off, pays astronomical amounts of money, and only has to be done one day a week. (Thanx Justin)
What are your talents?
procrastinating wonderfully on writing my paper for 20 minutes, having a great time, and then going and writing it anyway.
Are you a good drawer?
*humble, humble*
Can you sing well?
Could if I gave a damn.
Can you dance?
lovelovelove it.
Can you act?
never tried, but I'm interested.
Can you play any sports?
Aikido, swimming, hiking, swimming, dancing, swimming, not
Are you physically fit?
love my bod
Can you talk in different accents?
yep. I thought it said "can you walk in different accents" when I first read it, too.
How much do you wish you weighed?
150 of abs, quads, brainpower, and biceps
How tall do you wish you were?
6 inches
Do you wish you looked like a certain celebrity?
Aragorn. (Vigo Mortisen? Can't remember if that's right or not...) He's much too, um, unexciting for his exciting looks. Or perhaps Captain Jack, 'cause he should look like that ALL of the time, and never change.
Who and Why?
Or what about How? Or When? Oh, and don't forget where!
Do you wish you were a different race?
Centaurs are just too cool, but I think I might make a better Minotaur or Dwarf in the long run.
Were you born in the country you live in now?
Yes.
What stereo-type are you?
Sony
Do you get angered easily?
As even keeled as a cantelope.
Are you obsessive compulsive?
I obsess about dragons, I am compulsive when I fork out the money to buy them unplanned.
Are you paranoid?
always loved the way that was spelled...
Are you schizo?
My other me is telling me to say no.
Do you have a bad attitude?
O.o
Are you rude?
Fuck you. I didn't want to eat your homemade cake, and I didn't want to come here either.
Do you question everything?
When I meet everything I will.
What does this question mean, anyway?
What type of animal do you wish you could be for a day?
human. Those thumbs are awesome.
Would you ever wanna be the opposite sex?
yeah, as a sea horse
Why?
babies!!!!
Are you gay, straight, lesbian, or not sure?
I'd much more of the executive type. -- Eddie Izzard
What time is it now?
2:37PM
What day is it?
Sunday
What is the weather like outside?
Cold, but raining. No draught yet-- yay!
Are you alone?
The voices in my head tell me to lie, but I can't. No.
Do you masterbate?
Do you think it's a sin? (or are you told it's a sin?) Interesting question there, but nobody is willing to talk about it.
Do you watch porn?
I have a ten page argument against porn, because of all the pain it has on children and little kids. Just throw the guys who watch it into a locker room and videotape it for them.
Do you like this survey?
No. The person who wrote it is stoopid and perverted-- and I deleted quite a few questions. Oh, the joy of backspace.
Do you think it's too long?
Is 6 inches really too long? I don't know... it gets a little heavy at times....
How old do you wanna live to be?
As old as my body is willing to live.
Will you ever get plastic surgery?
Depends if I get into a really bad accident or not. But scars are cool, so I have to see them first.
Do u bite ur nails?
when I have a hangnail and I think I can get it off.
How often do u shower?
Every day-- if I don't sleep through my alarm.
Do you have any bad habits?
Probably
Wat school did you go to?
HA! I don't have to tell you the one I'm in now, do I?
Did you finish highschool, college or more?
more
If yes, what degrees do you have?
96.8, or something.
What do you plan to do with your education?
learn it
Do u have a lot of friends?
Yes
Do you have many close friends of the opposite sex?
yes
Same sex?
ummmmmm
Do you like sex?
In olden days "sex" meant genitals. That's why they "knew" people in the Bible. >:}
Do you have sex alot?
depends on who I marry
Have you had sex with more than one person?
See how the question does not specify 'At the same time.' That's the kicker.
Do you consider urself kinda slutty or dirty?
first-- no.
Second-- when I roll in mud, yes. I want a mud bath...
Are you horny right now?
Oooo, do I have to have a horn? HA! You can't tell!
What time did you finish this quiz at?
I'm not done yet!
Do you wish there were more questions?
O.o
So, thanks to Justin for this quiz. I read his answers while writing mine. Editing, and stuff. Don't read it if you are procrastinating on a paper like I am-- it's Lent, resist tempatation!!!
What is your full name?
eman lluf
How old r u?
Somewhere between 1 and 100
What color is your hair?
wishing it were purple
How Long is it?
1 inch in some places, 5 in others.
What color are your eyes?
chesutonatto
What's your ethnicity?
wanna be egg
How Tall are you?
For a Mountain I am small, for a mouse I am huge, for a woman I am just right. (Thanks for a great answer, Justin!)
In Japan I'm the height of an average man.
How much do u weigh?
10 more pounds than I want to
Do u have a tattoo?
thinking about one.
Do u have piercings?
Gonna get my 8th soon.
What color is your skin?
When I wear red, I look pink. When I wear green, I look sickly yellow. When I wear white I look darn tanned, when I wear black I look perfect.
What body type are you?
pear shaped woman! Pear is my fruit dojure! (dosure? doshure? It's French, and I'm too lazy to look up the song lyrics...)
What's ur style?
Punk Ethnic, or Reinassance Gurl
Where do you shop?
University Arts
What brand of shoes do you wear?
ones that cover my soul-- mwahahaha
What's you favorite food?
raw fish. purple bean paste. blueberry syrup on yogurt and oatmeal. vinegar salad.
What's you favorite drink?
soymilk with a bit of cinnamon ontop
What's your favorite Ice Cream?
icecream= yuck
What's ur favorite chocolate?
70% cocoa Purdy's Around the World chocolate!
What's ur favorite Candy kind?
candy bar = yuck
Do you smoke?
when I'm really angry. It comes from my ears. Tastes like chicken.
how many meals per day? 4.
Do you smoke weed?
pull 'em out of my garden and think about burning them. I like fire.
Do you do E?
Elevate, perhaps? Or Ejaculate? Or perhaps eject? Or inject?
Do u do shroomz?
I love that word. Shroooooomz....
Do u drink?
yeah. I like living, you know. you'd die without it.
If yes, what's fav type of booze?
bewbz
Do you do coke?
Don't like either version, diet or not
Do you do any other types of drugs?
Pepcid once a day for 8 weeks, take THAT stomach pain!
Are you a virgin?
yeppers
If no, when did u lose ur virginity?
Reinassance Gurl, holdin' on till marriage (or at least engagement. Those are the old rules.)
do you have a b/f...g/f? If yes, how long have u been together?
yes, yes-- been together 10,000 yrs
How is your relationship status?
10 reaching critical mass
Have you ever cheated?
Once, on a test 'cause I hated my Spanish teacher
Have you ever lied?
White lies, black ties, and little yellow flies too.
Have you ever killed someone?
I'll never tell how many! Mwahahahahahaha!
Have you ever stolen from a family member?
Little sister-- "this is MY toy!" wars.
Have u ever been arrested?
Nope.
If yes, for what?
For shaking the squirrel in public. I said no. (Thanx again, Justin.)
Have u ever spent the night in jail?
No
If yes, how long and why?
about 6 inches, but I'm not telling why
Why or why not?
Why not.
What are you're three best features physically?
glasses, necklaces, my favorite ring ever
personality wise?
cheery-jaunty-happy-fullofshit "I'm not writing my paper!" me! ^_^
Do you have any pets?
Only three... I'm so sad...
Do you have any siblings?
One of blood, many of heart
How old and what are their names?
Added up, 72
Are your parents still living?
To tell you the truth, I don't really know....
Do you live with them?
yes.
Do you swear a lot?
Shit, this is a fucking stoopid question.
Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Oh my yes, very good in deed. (What kind of question is this, really?)
Are you vain?
rhymes with rain
Are you confident in urself?
urself. That's how I must refer to myself now. Urself, the great Warrior Princess.
Are you shy?
&_&
R u Annoying?
Huh huh huh? What did you say? Huuuuuh? I can't hear you! C'mon, say it again, pleeease? Again again again! I want to hear you say it mou ikkai! Kudasai! Kyaaaa! Kakkoi yo!
...ahem.
Are you suicidal?
%_%
Why or why not?
I have 4 eyes.
Are you self conscious?
I am concious of Urself.
Are you intelligent?
I don't like to brag...
Are you funny?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Are you Witty?
Wit is a sad movie... and I've not even seen it all....
Are you flexible?
Oh yes, I can kiss my knees.
Are you left or right handed?
I have lysdexia
Are you respectful of your body?
When it plays nice. If it doesn't, I tell it to fuck off. Then go to the doctor's.
If you cud have three things whut wud they be?
I chew my cud, play in the mud, and eat wud all day.
Why?
nature tastes good.
What do [did] you wanna be when your older?
Prince Charming.
What's your dream job?
A job that doesn't suck, has nobody else working at it to piss me off, pays astronomical amounts of money, and only has to be done one day a week. (Thanx Justin)
What are your talents?
procrastinating wonderfully on writing my paper for 20 minutes, having a great time, and then going and writing it anyway.
Are you a good drawer?
*humble, humble*
Can you sing well?
Could if I gave a damn.
Can you dance?
lovelovelove it.
Can you act?
never tried, but I'm interested.
Can you play any sports?
Aikido, swimming, hiking, swimming, dancing, swimming, not
Are you physically fit?
love my bod
Can you talk in different accents?
yep. I thought it said "can you walk in different accents" when I first read it, too.
How much do you wish you weighed?
150 of abs, quads, brainpower, and biceps
How tall do you wish you were?
6 inches
Do you wish you looked like a certain celebrity?
Aragorn. (Vigo Mortisen? Can't remember if that's right or not...) He's much too, um, unexciting for his exciting looks. Or perhaps Captain Jack, 'cause he should look like that ALL of the time, and never change.
Who and Why?
Or what about How? Or When? Oh, and don't forget where!
Do you wish you were a different race?
Centaurs are just too cool, but I think I might make a better Minotaur or Dwarf in the long run.
Were you born in the country you live in now?
Yes.
What stereo-type are you?
Sony
Do you get angered easily?
As even keeled as a cantelope.
Are you obsessive compulsive?
I obsess about dragons, I am compulsive when I fork out the money to buy them unplanned.
Are you paranoid?
always loved the way that was spelled...
Are you schizo?
My other me is telling me to say no.
Do you have a bad attitude?
O.o
Are you rude?
Fuck you. I didn't want to eat your homemade cake, and I didn't want to come here either.
Do you question everything?
When I meet everything I will.
What does this question mean, anyway?
What type of animal do you wish you could be for a day?
human. Those thumbs are awesome.
Would you ever wanna be the opposite sex?
yeah, as a sea horse
Why?
babies!!!!
Are you gay, straight, lesbian, or not sure?
I'd much more of the executive type. -- Eddie Izzard
What time is it now?
2:37PM
What day is it?
Sunday
What is the weather like outside?
Cold, but raining. No draught yet-- yay!
Are you alone?
The voices in my head tell me to lie, but I can't. No.
Do you masterbate?
Do you think it's a sin? (or are you told it's a sin?) Interesting question there, but nobody is willing to talk about it.
Do you watch porn?
I have a ten page argument against porn, because of all the pain it has on children and little kids. Just throw the guys who watch it into a locker room and videotape it for them.
Do you like this survey?
No. The person who wrote it is stoopid and perverted-- and I deleted quite a few questions. Oh, the joy of backspace.
Do you think it's too long?
Is 6 inches really too long? I don't know... it gets a little heavy at times....
How old do you wanna live to be?
As old as my body is willing to live.
Will you ever get plastic surgery?
Depends if I get into a really bad accident or not. But scars are cool, so I have to see them first.
Do u bite ur nails?
when I have a hangnail and I think I can get it off.
How often do u shower?
Every day-- if I don't sleep through my alarm.
Do you have any bad habits?
Probably
Wat school did you go to?
HA! I don't have to tell you the one I'm in now, do I?
Did you finish highschool, college or more?
more
If yes, what degrees do you have?
96.8, or something.
What do you plan to do with your education?
learn it
Do u have a lot of friends?
Yes
Do you have many close friends of the opposite sex?
yes
Same sex?
ummmmmm
Do you like sex?
In olden days "sex" meant genitals. That's why they "knew" people in the Bible. >:}
Do you have sex alot?
depends on who I marry
Have you had sex with more than one person?
See how the question does not specify 'At the same time.' That's the kicker.
Do you consider urself kinda slutty or dirty?
first-- no.
Second-- when I roll in mud, yes. I want a mud bath...
Are you horny right now?
Oooo, do I have to have a horn? HA! You can't tell!
What time did you finish this quiz at?
I'm not done yet!
Do you wish there were more questions?
O.o