i banged a condom because that's how i roll

[ambymouse]

pick the (month) you were born on
1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran shirtless with
4 - I shot
5 - I cuddled with
6 - I smoked with
7 - I killed
8 - I ran naked with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I killed
11 - I slept with
12-I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - a stripper
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - Santa Claus
13 - my lover
14 - a drink
15 - an orange
16 - Paris Hilton
17 - a horse
18 - a bisexual
19 - my boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a condom
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a hottie
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - yor dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because i fuked your dad
Black - Because thats how i roll
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs