[drabble] Stolen

Jun 23, 2011 15:43

Cute but snarky giggles could be heard from inside the kitchen; they only could belong to Nino.

Jun rolled his eyes, “I don’t know what you’re doing in there, but I swear… if you destroy something or stain my counter again, you’re done for!” He grumbled a little more, “If I didn’t know any better, I would think you’re doing black magic in there….”

Nino ignored Jun’s complaints and eventually emerged from the kitchen, a rag dangling from between two fingers as if there was something wrong with it. “Ne…Jun-chan…?” he moved closer to where Jun was sitting. Jun, startled by how Nino was holding the rag, quickly got up from his seat and took a few steps back.

“That looks disgusting, what’s wrong with it?” Jun asked, wanting an immediate answer. Nino just smiled sweetly. “There’s nothing wrong with it…it came that way…”

“Then why are you holding it like that…”

“Holding it like what? This is how I always hold rags,” Nino replied, sarcastically rolling his eyes. He moved closer to Jun. “Ne…I’ve been working with different perfumes and smells with my chem kit…do you think this smells like Chloroform…?”

He lifted the rag up to Jun’s nose and Jun reluctantly sniffed it.

Evening

Jun opened his eyes a little. The room was blurry and bright so he shut them again. His body felt heavy and he could hear someone speaking to him and asking him questions. He was answering them, but had no idea what he was saying. Once he was awake enough to see things clearly, he realized right away he was in a hospital room, attached to machines. A pinching pain ached in his side and he could see the chart from across the room listing when he received pain killers. He tiredly pulled back the blanket and sheet covering his body and lifted up his hospital gown to see a gauze patch along his side.

“EH?!” he thought, “What the hell happened?”

Then he remembered the rag and growled, “Nino…”

“Wow, you look like a wreck!”

Jun quickly covered himself back up and looked to the door where Nino had casually walked in.

“What the fuck did you do to me?” Jun hissed.

“Meh, I just sold your kidney,” he replied very nonchalantly.

“You did WHAT?” he yelled. The heart monitor started going erratic and a nurse rushed to the room to try and calm him down.

“Well, you know I had money set aside for a custom game and DS. Well, then I spent it all on that chemistry set...”

“So you sold my kidney to buy you your stupid games?”

Nino shrugged, “Pretty much, yeah.”

“Why the hell didn’t you sell your own kidney?”

Nino giggles evilly, “Don’t know, you’re the one who sniffed the rag…”

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A/N: After attempting to write fics or really anything for a long time now, I actually finished something -laughs-
Again, thanks to lovu_lovu_aiba for bugging me to write this X3
Let's hope for more in the future, ne~?

genre: comedy/humor, pairing: matsumoto jun/ninomiya kazunari, genre: crack, length: drabble, fanfiction

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