Short Ficcage, Gravitation and Original!
So. I wasn't going to write anything tonight at all. Yeah. That didn't work out so well. Heh. I'm braindead from two really great nights of tabletop roleplay. My brain is on vacation or so I thought. Muses thought differently. Two short pieces that I just couldn't resist. I blame Lily. SHe wanted fluffy stuff. :).
Fandom: Gravitation
Pairing: Eiri and Shuichi
Summary: Eiri doesn't trust a mischievous Shuichi. Go figure.
Rating: Extra Fluffy
"What did you put in my drink?" Eiri asked Shuichi. He swore he’d seen the singer put something into his hot tea.
Shuichi grinned at Eiri. “Nothing, Yuki!” Shuichi said with a pout. “You don’t trust me.”
Eiri rolled his eyes and pointedly snapped his newspaper open. “I don’t trust anyone,” he said to sidestep Shuichi’s remark.
“You trust Seguchi,” Shuichi accused.
“That’s different,” Eiri answered.
Shuichi inched over and placed his head underneath the paper. He wouldn’t let Eiri get out of answering him so easily. Besides, he had to distract his lover from finding out what was in the drink. “Nuh uh,” Shuichi replied.
“What’s in the drink?” Eiri demanded.
“Just tea!” Shuichi protested.
Eiri sipped his tea and enjoyed the bitter flavor. He didn’t like ruining the flavor by adding sugar as they had in America when he’d lived there so long ago. With a frown, he noticed an odd aftertaste and glared at Shuichi. “Tell me now before I kick you out,” he growled.
“It’s called Funky Cold Medina,” Shuichi said in heavily accented English.
Eiri stared. “Funky Cold Medina,” he stated in a deadpan voice.
“Yup! It’s supposed to keep you excited for hours!” Shuichi said triumphantly. He poked at Eiri’s stomach and grinned mischievously. “Hard yet? Horny yet?”
“No. Just annoyed,” Eiri said and thwacked Shuichi on the head with the newspaper in his hands.
“Get hard,” Shuichi ordered.
“Get bent,” Eiri countered.
However, thirty minutes later, Shuichi got his wish in spades. The singer’s powerful lungs filled the room with moans and screams of pleasure. Eiri never did find out what Funky Cold Medina was but he’d certainly never look at tea the same way again.
~*~
Fandom: Original
Characters: Jade and Lapis
Summary: Bunny slippers make great love.
Made of: Bunny
Warning: Lapis belongs to Lily. Jade's mine. Woot.
“Give those back or so help me I’m shaving all your hair off!” Jade yelled at Lapis. He reached up high for the pair of fluffy white bunny slippers Lapis held just out of reach. Jade flicked red hair out of his eyes, dropped down off his tiptoes, and folded his arms across his chest. He pouted at Lapis with a look of pure accusation in his eyes. “I want my bunny slippers back you thief!” he growled.
Lapis smirked in amusement and continued holding the slippers above his head. “You can’t even reach them, baka,” Lapis pointed out.
“I can so! Just hold still and let me kick your kneecaps,” Jade threatened.
Lapis snorted and stepped over to the sofa. He waited on Jade to do something drastic and stupid which the redhead was prone to doing. Fortunately, he didn’t have to wait long. Lapis neatly side stepped Jade when the redhead leaped at him. Jade ended up face first in the cushions of the sofa with his ass in the air.
Grumbling noises came from the sofa as he turned his head to face Lapis. Jade wiggled his rump a little before squirming around to make himself comfortable. “You’re a real asshole,” Jade accused.
“Not always,” Lapis pointed out and moved closer to the sofa. He dangled the bunny slippers near Jade’s face and frowned when he didn’t get the expected grab out of the redhead.
“Always,” Jade countered. He propped his head on his arms and gave Lapis a wide-eyed, sad look. “I had a crappy night at the theatre. I botched my lines. I missed an entrance. I nearly mooned the entire audience when I forgot to put on my tights to keep my underthingy in place. To top it all off, what’s his face was a real dick and just had to point out how horrible he thought my delivery was to the director because he wants to play the lead. It’s my first lead role and I don’t want to lose it because some little drama queen just HAS to have his way when I’m so much better than he is!” Jade fumed.
“Jade,” Lapis said in an attempt to end the tirade.
“And the props I made fell over and nearly hurt the female lead and wasn’t she just a little prima donna about it. Urgh. She broke a damn nail and it’s the end of the world. I painted the things. I decorated the stage. I helped with the damn lights and sound system. I even spent an entire Saturday passing out flyers. What did she do? She fucked the director to get her part. Yes, she did. I know she did!” Jade continued. He wiggled around on the sofa a bit more and was on too much of a roll to let even Lapis interrupt him.
“Jade!” Lapis said loudly.
Jade rolled his eyes at Lapis. “I’m not lying. I know that bimbo slept with the director. She has little real talent. I hate the world and all the idiots in it tonight. I love people but I think they’re idiots right now. Big idiots. Then I come home and I just want to relax and what happens? You take away my favorite bunny slippers and keep them just out of reach. You tall jerk! You could have just let me have them but OH no, it’s pick on Jade night. Pick, pick, pick,” Jade growled and thumped his head down onto his arms.
“JADE!” Lapis growled.
Jade looked up. “What?”
“Shut up,” Lapis said and leaned over to shut Jade up the only way he knew that worked short of maiming. He kissed the redhead utterly senseless. Jade’s mouth was open to continue his venting and allowed Lapis the perfect opportunity to kiss him. By the time Lapis pulled away, Jade’s heart was racing and he looked utterly flushed. He moaned in protest and tried to keep Lapis down near him.
“Noooo. Don’t stop now,” Jade groaned and sat up.
Lapis smirked and stalked toward his own bedroom. He wiggled the bunny slippers at Jade and disappeared inside. “You want them and it’ll cost you,” he called.
Jade scrambled to his feet and trailed after Lapis. “Cost me what?” he asked suspiciously from the doorway. Lapis sat on his own bed and just continued smirking.
“I’m sure even a baka like you can figure that out,” Lapis answered. Jade had no trouble paying Lapis, though he didn’t quite walk right for two days afterwards. His bunny slippers smiled the entire two days.
~*~
That's it. Me tired. Me finished for tonight. Enjoy!
Fandom: Gravitation
Pairing: Eiri and Shuichi
Summary: Eiri doesn't trust a mischievous Shuichi. Go figure.
Rating: Extra Fluffy
"What did you put in my drink?" Eiri asked Shuichi. He swore he’d seen the singer put something into his hot tea.
Shuichi grinned at Eiri. “Nothing, Yuki!” Shuichi said with a pout. “You don’t trust me.”
Eiri rolled his eyes and pointedly snapped his newspaper open. “I don’t trust anyone,” he said to sidestep Shuichi’s remark.
“You trust Seguchi,” Shuichi accused.
“That’s different,” Eiri answered.
Shuichi inched over and placed his head underneath the paper. He wouldn’t let Eiri get out of answering him so easily. Besides, he had to distract his lover from finding out what was in the drink. “Nuh uh,” Shuichi replied.
“What’s in the drink?” Eiri demanded.
“Just tea!” Shuichi protested.
Eiri sipped his tea and enjoyed the bitter flavor. He didn’t like ruining the flavor by adding sugar as they had in America when he’d lived there so long ago. With a frown, he noticed an odd aftertaste and glared at Shuichi. “Tell me now before I kick you out,” he growled.
“It’s called Funky Cold Medina,” Shuichi said in heavily accented English.
Eiri stared. “Funky Cold Medina,” he stated in a deadpan voice.
“Yup! It’s supposed to keep you excited for hours!” Shuichi said triumphantly. He poked at Eiri’s stomach and grinned mischievously. “Hard yet? Horny yet?”
“No. Just annoyed,” Eiri said and thwacked Shuichi on the head with the newspaper in his hands.
“Get hard,” Shuichi ordered.
“Get bent,” Eiri countered.
However, thirty minutes later, Shuichi got his wish in spades. The singer’s powerful lungs filled the room with moans and screams of pleasure. Eiri never did find out what Funky Cold Medina was but he’d certainly never look at tea the same way again.
~*~
Fandom: Original
Characters: Jade and Lapis
Summary: Bunny slippers make great love.
Made of: Bunny
Warning: Lapis belongs to Lily. Jade's mine. Woot.
“Give those back or so help me I’m shaving all your hair off!” Jade yelled at Lapis. He reached up high for the pair of fluffy white bunny slippers Lapis held just out of reach. Jade flicked red hair out of his eyes, dropped down off his tiptoes, and folded his arms across his chest. He pouted at Lapis with a look of pure accusation in his eyes. “I want my bunny slippers back you thief!” he growled.
Lapis smirked in amusement and continued holding the slippers above his head. “You can’t even reach them, baka,” Lapis pointed out.
“I can so! Just hold still and let me kick your kneecaps,” Jade threatened.
Lapis snorted and stepped over to the sofa. He waited on Jade to do something drastic and stupid which the redhead was prone to doing. Fortunately, he didn’t have to wait long. Lapis neatly side stepped Jade when the redhead leaped at him. Jade ended up face first in the cushions of the sofa with his ass in the air.
Grumbling noises came from the sofa as he turned his head to face Lapis. Jade wiggled his rump a little before squirming around to make himself comfortable. “You’re a real asshole,” Jade accused.
“Not always,” Lapis pointed out and moved closer to the sofa. He dangled the bunny slippers near Jade’s face and frowned when he didn’t get the expected grab out of the redhead.
“Always,” Jade countered. He propped his head on his arms and gave Lapis a wide-eyed, sad look. “I had a crappy night at the theatre. I botched my lines. I missed an entrance. I nearly mooned the entire audience when I forgot to put on my tights to keep my underthingy in place. To top it all off, what’s his face was a real dick and just had to point out how horrible he thought my delivery was to the director because he wants to play the lead. It’s my first lead role and I don’t want to lose it because some little drama queen just HAS to have his way when I’m so much better than he is!” Jade fumed.
“Jade,” Lapis said in an attempt to end the tirade.
“And the props I made fell over and nearly hurt the female lead and wasn’t she just a little prima donna about it. Urgh. She broke a damn nail and it’s the end of the world. I painted the things. I decorated the stage. I helped with the damn lights and sound system. I even spent an entire Saturday passing out flyers. What did she do? She fucked the director to get her part. Yes, she did. I know she did!” Jade continued. He wiggled around on the sofa a bit more and was on too much of a roll to let even Lapis interrupt him.
“Jade!” Lapis said loudly.
Jade rolled his eyes at Lapis. “I’m not lying. I know that bimbo slept with the director. She has little real talent. I hate the world and all the idiots in it tonight. I love people but I think they’re idiots right now. Big idiots. Then I come home and I just want to relax and what happens? You take away my favorite bunny slippers and keep them just out of reach. You tall jerk! You could have just let me have them but OH no, it’s pick on Jade night. Pick, pick, pick,” Jade growled and thumped his head down onto his arms.
“JADE!” Lapis growled.
Jade looked up. “What?”
“Shut up,” Lapis said and leaned over to shut Jade up the only way he knew that worked short of maiming. He kissed the redhead utterly senseless. Jade’s mouth was open to continue his venting and allowed Lapis the perfect opportunity to kiss him. By the time Lapis pulled away, Jade’s heart was racing and he looked utterly flushed. He moaned in protest and tried to keep Lapis down near him.
“Noooo. Don’t stop now,” Jade groaned and sat up.
Lapis smirked and stalked toward his own bedroom. He wiggled the bunny slippers at Jade and disappeared inside. “You want them and it’ll cost you,” he called.
Jade scrambled to his feet and trailed after Lapis. “Cost me what?” he asked suspiciously from the doorway. Lapis sat on his own bed and just continued smirking.
“I’m sure even a baka like you can figure that out,” Lapis answered. Jade had no trouble paying Lapis, though he didn’t quite walk right for two days afterwards. His bunny slippers smiled the entire two days.
~*~
That's it. Me tired. Me finished for tonight. Enjoy!