Vampire Academy: Frostbite

[ambrmerlinus]

Yes, I read another Vampire Academy book. I'm sorry. It was there, and I was there, and it had vampires in it, and I'm sorry, okay?

And now I want to tell you all about it. I'm sorry for that, too.

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[la_mendacia]

It was a long, Asian-style dress with flowers embroidered into the silk. It was also 1995.
Ughughugh I'm sorry that line just jumped off the page, latched onto my eyeballs and clawed at them.

I'm probably going to add this to my "Ken's Reccomended Reading" List. God damn you.

[ambrmerlinus]

"Ken's Reccomended Reading" List

This list will only bring you pain.

[la_mendacia]

I know.

God. Damn. You.

[ambrmerlinus]

Consider it revenge for all those Nazis.

[la_mendacia]

:C
Nazis are a world of fun. You just can't appreciate all the joy they bring.

[ambrmerlinus]

If by "joy" you mean "castration."

[la_mendacia]

Actually, that you can probably appreciate better than me.
I can't believe I just wrote that- don't worry, I'll sending myself to the corner.

D: D: D:

[ambrmerlinus]

ALL OF THE CRINGING