Okay, maybe a little...

[ambivextrous]

So after my tormented post...
I decided to go out and make a friend. At least one damnit.
I work fast.
And I succeeded.
He's not as creepy as the first "friend" I made. Fortunately.
If anything, I think I got myself a drinking buddy.

Is it weird to buy vodka at 11 o'clock in the morning?