Because I'm bored...

[ambivelent]

If I were a book, I would be written by: Block, because her words could transform me into beautiful.
If I were a food, I would be: something tangy.
If I were a place, I would be: a home.
If I were a taste, I would be: exotic.
If I were a scent, I would be: inticing.
If I were a religion, I would be: gay friendly.
If I were a word, I would be: multi-faceted.
If I were a body part I would be: soft and smooth like silk.
If I were a facial expression I would be: a look that could kill.
If I were a subject in school I would be: English.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: one of those villians that never does any real harm but is wicked funny because of their half-assed schemes.
If I were a shape I would be: An oval.
If I were a number I would be: 18.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: something comfortable, someone's favorite thing to wear.
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: cherished.
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: A broach, the closer to the heart the better.
If I were a painting I would be: abstract.