best day ever
Saturday, February 19, 2005:
woke up 8.45am 15 mins to get to work. travel time from home to work: 15 mins... fuck!... run around frantically trying to find my uniform and put it on. wake my cousin up (he had to be at work across the street too) get our asses in the car and go. get to work with 2 mins to spare. *sigh* walk in, punch in... "kelley phone call!"... wha?? mom on the phone: "bitch bitch bitch. piss, moan whine, bitch bitch bitch, fuck you, fuck off, bitch." tell my manager i have to go get my mom so she can have the car *fuck ass dude!!! im going to kill you, im going to kill you, im going to kill you* get home, mom gets in car "bitch bitch bitch, moan, piss, rant, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, say your sorry, bitch bitch bitch bitch." ... uhm... fuckyouvery much?? give me my keys back... theyre worth more to me than your life. "bitch bitch bitch, no bitch bitch bitch..." i slam the door-fine, fuck you too.
walk into work again, give kimi a hug *everything=100times better* go out and help on floor, help wherever needed for whole big 3hr rush (hey... at least time flew) rush over, clean up a bit, brew coffee, stock stuff, avalon come in (avi is trevor's wife, trevor is kimi's older brother) *throw little party in head* next to avi is merlin (friend of avi's i havent seen since avi and twevy got married) next to merlin is pretty girl who looks like ducty (from faire) with boobs (later find out her name is liz and is merlin's lady friend *gasp! our unattainable butterfly has been attained!!* [also find out merlin has affectionately given her the nick name duck]... both ducty and liz are very good looking)... woo hoo!! avi invites us to dinnerat her house.. kimi and i are estatic the rest of the day making dean cook jokes (merlin looks just like dean cook... or vise versa... whichever works) we're just off in our own little world all the rest of the day... and super hyped up!!1 literally... i was shaking from being so hyper... it was crazy!!! end work.
kimi drops me off at home and goes home *commence 45min-1hr shower* so nice! sit around and talk to people for ~45mins. tommy calls (kimi's little brother [i met him first of all of them]) and says theyre on their way. i decide mebbe its time i got dressed. they pull up, i give tommy a big hug cuz i havent seen him since forever. and we're off. mo and dad are left a note "went out with kim, be back before midnite or im sleeping over."
we're off to twevy's house. we listen to rammstein and i tell them what it means cuz im weird and need to know what differently languaged music is saying. then we're at twevy's! woohoo!! we sit around and talk and flirt (we're a very flirtatious people and not very gender preference specific when we joke around) and be goofy and eat some yummy yummy meat that avi cooked. and i do dishes for them, cuz i promised trevor i would the first time i was ever at their house. they decide that they're keeping me. yay!! me and kimi started playing with merlin's ball... that thing weighs so much!!! he started it when he was a sophomore and has been making it bigger for the 9 years ever since. its made completely out of masking tape. i really have no idea how much exactly, cuz weight is one of many things that i have no concept of, but it was heavy enough that i had a kinda difficult time picking it up. me and kimi started playing catch with it (this was interesting because our catch was us laying next to eachother on the couch seeing if we could roll the ball from one set of boobs, down the torso and thighs, transfer to the other persons thighs, roll it up the torso, and stop at the other set of boobs. all without using our hands... it was quite amusing. then tommy and twevy picked it up and started playing regular catch with it... which was amusing, but not quite as amusing as mine and kimi's version. my mom had calle dkimi's cell earlier looking for me, and i told her we were out to dinner with mav (i havent seen mav in a few weeks), and she said i needed to have an adult call her later on if i was going to sleep over anywhere, so i asked avalon to call home and tell them i was sleeping over there, she told my dad (cuz he was the only one home at the time) that i was there and mostly asleep, but they had me talk and i said i was at trevor and avi's and kimi and tommy were there and we were spending the night. dad asked for their #, so i gave the phone back to avi. a couple hours later, mom called and asked to talk to me, and trevor and avalon had to "wake me up" so i just said watever mom wanted me to and that was the end of that. (i was very proud of my acting :-D) we drew and wrote on merlin's ball for a bit and we drew and wrote on eachother. got into a couple of tickle fights...which i won... cuz i am almighty and powerful *flexes*... ok fine... its cuz im not ticklish... but still!! it was fun. merlin had hi camera and was taking random pictures all night, so eventually trevor, avalon, liz, and me just posed on the couch: avalon on trevor's right, his hand on her breast, his other arm around me and liz, avalon's hand on his crotch; me on trevors left with liz on my lap, my right hand on avalon's upper thigh, my left arm wrapped around liz's back with my hand resting on her breast; and liz's arm behind my neck with her left hand resting on my breast... merlin took his time getting this shot. it was good times... we're some really goofy people. after everyone got up, i laid acorss trevor lap with my back and her tried to rest his hand on my stomach, and i moved it up to my arm and explained how i would rather have ken, my boy, grab my boobs than touch my stomach, and i didnt know why, but thats just the way it was, and trevor had me tell everyone, which was amusing cuz they all had the same reaction. then trevor promised not to touch my stomach on purpose if it could be helped, so i started tickling him. it was good... cuz we fell onto the air matress and me and kim tickled him till he was purple. i randomly went around and gave people massages and it was fun. later, i was bit on the thigh by liz for trying to stop merlin from going out and having a cancer stick. i bit her back on her forearm. we both have bruises. me and liz started wrestling, and liz had me pinned when merlin came up and licked me across the head. i struggled and struggled to get her to let me up, but it wasn't happening. she let me up later, and i waited for merlin to come in and i licked my hand and whiped it down his face. this happened randomly for the rest of the night. then we put in 'sky captain and the world of tomorrow' while we just talked and eventually got into a discussion (mostly because of angelina) about sex and what people like, and who they liked and all that type of stuff... (all 7 of us are rennies and i guess its kind of a pre-req. of being a rennie that you are hyper-sexual... so this night is not unusual at all) so yea... eventually the discussion got around to merlin asking "miss kelley, you've never had that kind of pleasure?" nope. "miss kelley, are you saving yourself?" yup. and then he just gave me a look, but wouldn't tell me why or what it was for, but it was weird. and we talked more and wrestled more and avi went to bed around 11.30pm and twevy went to bed around 12.30pm. and merlin and liz and tommy and kimi and me stayed up and goofed around and tryed to calm down and stuff and ate the rest of the boston creme munchkins that me and kimi had made after work... so yummy!!... kimi was out near the beginning of "robin hood" the disney version, merlin and liz were out near the time robin gave the little bunny his birthday present. me and tommy stayed up for a bit and i decised i should probably try to sleep since it was 2.30 and i had work in the morning. i fell asleep just after prince found the snake in the barrel of liquor. merlin and liz woke me up a little bit later cuz the lights were on and the tv was buzzing. the origin plan was for kimi, merlin and liz to sleep on the twin blow up matress, and i would sleep on the floor in the crack between the chair and the matress, but kimi passed out in the chair, and after i turned off the tv and the light (and got my ass smacked by tommy, who i thought was passed out on the couch) liz and merlin pulled me onto the matressand covered me up, and we slept quite nicely together. liz had her arm around me, and merlin had his arm across liz and resting on my stomach *meh*. it was nice and warm. later we were woken up by liz coughing, so i got her some water and accidently spilled a little bit on the bed, so i cleaned that up, and we fell asleep again. this time i got to dream, i dream that my mom had called kimi's cell and was bitching kimi out that we needed to be on the road right then if we were going to get back in time, and kimi kept trying to calm her down and say that it was four int he morning and we had plenty of time to get there and stuff, and right as i was about to take the phone and break it (cuz that obviously would have hurt my mom)... kimi's cell phone went off... it was the alarm we set the night before. i jumped up and grabbed it and turned it off and went back to sleep with liz and merlin. ~30mins my alarm i set on the radio went off and scared the piss out of all 3 of us. i turned the alarm off and we fell asleep for a few more minutes. i woke up and woke kimi up, and she was not too happy about that, but she climbed down into bed with merlin and was happier. i asked tommy if he had slept at all, and he said no. after kim laid down with merlin and liz, i laid down on the floor at the top of the bed infront of the couch. tommy jumped down and gave me a massage, it felt good. after that, i got up and went to the bathroom, came back, and laid down with merlin until liz came back from getting coffee, i let her lay down with him then. i went and turned on bruce (kimi's car) then. and we said goodbye to liz and merlin who really didnt want to let us go (they decided they wanted to keep us too). tommy stayed there, and we were reluctantly off.
we stopped by robotics like mom asked, then went to mc'dick's and got breakfast. then drove to dunkies and sat and chatted for a bit (what i had thought was an hour drive from twevy's to work ended up being 15mins... and that was with all the detours. i got to work 35mins early, which pissed me off only because it meant we could've had more time with merlin and liz. but meh... me and kimi talked for a lot a bit, and i got into work 5 mins early. the only thing that kept me going throught the day was the memory of the day before. it was so much fun!!! twevy and avi and liz and merlin came to visit me at work, unfortunately it was in the middle of a little 20min rush, so i didnt get to talk to them very much, but i did run over and give all of them a kiss while i was waiting for someone's food to cook. so that was good. when i got home i passed out and it was fun. i slept the rest of the day, got up for dinner with the intention of doing school work... didnt happen. went back to bed and slept until this morning... snow day... man saturday was an awesome time.
i love them all dearly, and each and every one of them is dead sexy, which helps. i hope i get to do that again sometime.
woke up 8.45am 15 mins to get to work. travel time from home to work: 15 mins... fuck!... run around frantically trying to find my uniform and put it on. wake my cousin up (he had to be at work across the street too) get our asses in the car and go. get to work with 2 mins to spare. *sigh* walk in, punch in... "kelley phone call!"... wha?? mom on the phone: "bitch bitch bitch. piss, moan whine, bitch bitch bitch, fuck you, fuck off, bitch." tell my manager i have to go get my mom so she can have the car *fuck ass dude!!! im going to kill you, im going to kill you, im going to kill you* get home, mom gets in car "bitch bitch bitch, moan, piss, rant, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, say your sorry, bitch bitch bitch bitch." ... uhm... fuckyouvery much?? give me my keys back... theyre worth more to me than your life. "bitch bitch bitch, no bitch bitch bitch..." i slam the door-fine, fuck you too.
walk into work again, give kimi a hug *everything=100times better* go out and help on floor, help wherever needed for whole big 3hr rush (hey... at least time flew) rush over, clean up a bit, brew coffee, stock stuff, avalon come in (avi is trevor's wife, trevor is kimi's older brother) *throw little party in head* next to avi is merlin (friend of avi's i havent seen since avi and twevy got married) next to merlin is pretty girl who looks like ducty (from faire) with boobs (later find out her name is liz and is merlin's lady friend *gasp! our unattainable butterfly has been attained!!* [also find out merlin has affectionately given her the nick name duck]... both ducty and liz are very good looking)... woo hoo!! avi invites us to dinnerat her house.. kimi and i are estatic the rest of the day making dean cook jokes (merlin looks just like dean cook... or vise versa... whichever works) we're just off in our own little world all the rest of the day... and super hyped up!!1 literally... i was shaking from being so hyper... it was crazy!!! end work.
kimi drops me off at home and goes home *commence 45min-1hr shower* so nice! sit around and talk to people for ~45mins. tommy calls (kimi's little brother [i met him first of all of them]) and says theyre on their way. i decide mebbe its time i got dressed. they pull up, i give tommy a big hug cuz i havent seen him since forever. and we're off. mo and dad are left a note "went out with kim, be back before midnite or im sleeping over."
we're off to twevy's house. we listen to rammstein and i tell them what it means cuz im weird and need to know what differently languaged music is saying. then we're at twevy's! woohoo!! we sit around and talk and flirt (we're a very flirtatious people and not very gender preference specific when we joke around) and be goofy and eat some yummy yummy meat that avi cooked. and i do dishes for them, cuz i promised trevor i would the first time i was ever at their house. they decide that they're keeping me. yay!! me and kimi started playing with merlin's ball... that thing weighs so much!!! he started it when he was a sophomore and has been making it bigger for the 9 years ever since. its made completely out of masking tape. i really have no idea how much exactly, cuz weight is one of many things that i have no concept of, but it was heavy enough that i had a kinda difficult time picking it up. me and kimi started playing catch with it (this was interesting because our catch was us laying next to eachother on the couch seeing if we could roll the ball from one set of boobs, down the torso and thighs, transfer to the other persons thighs, roll it up the torso, and stop at the other set of boobs. all without using our hands... it was quite amusing. then tommy and twevy picked it up and started playing regular catch with it... which was amusing, but not quite as amusing as mine and kimi's version. my mom had calle dkimi's cell earlier looking for me, and i told her we were out to dinner with mav (i havent seen mav in a few weeks), and she said i needed to have an adult call her later on if i was going to sleep over anywhere, so i asked avalon to call home and tell them i was sleeping over there, she told my dad (cuz he was the only one home at the time) that i was there and mostly asleep, but they had me talk and i said i was at trevor and avi's and kimi and tommy were there and we were spending the night. dad asked for their #, so i gave the phone back to avi. a couple hours later, mom called and asked to talk to me, and trevor and avalon had to "wake me up" so i just said watever mom wanted me to and that was the end of that. (i was very proud of my acting :-D) we drew and wrote on merlin's ball for a bit and we drew and wrote on eachother. got into a couple of tickle fights...which i won... cuz i am almighty and powerful *flexes*... ok fine... its cuz im not ticklish... but still!! it was fun. merlin had hi camera and was taking random pictures all night, so eventually trevor, avalon, liz, and me just posed on the couch: avalon on trevor's right, his hand on her breast, his other arm around me and liz, avalon's hand on his crotch; me on trevors left with liz on my lap, my right hand on avalon's upper thigh, my left arm wrapped around liz's back with my hand resting on her breast; and liz's arm behind my neck with her left hand resting on my breast... merlin took his time getting this shot. it was good times... we're some really goofy people. after everyone got up, i laid acorss trevor lap with my back and her tried to rest his hand on my stomach, and i moved it up to my arm and explained how i would rather have ken, my boy, grab my boobs than touch my stomach, and i didnt know why, but thats just the way it was, and trevor had me tell everyone, which was amusing cuz they all had the same reaction. then trevor promised not to touch my stomach on purpose if it could be helped, so i started tickling him. it was good... cuz we fell onto the air matress and me and kim tickled him till he was purple. i randomly went around and gave people massages and it was fun. later, i was bit on the thigh by liz for trying to stop merlin from going out and having a cancer stick. i bit her back on her forearm. we both have bruises. me and liz started wrestling, and liz had me pinned when merlin came up and licked me across the head. i struggled and struggled to get her to let me up, but it wasn't happening. she let me up later, and i waited for merlin to come in and i licked my hand and whiped it down his face. this happened randomly for the rest of the night. then we put in 'sky captain and the world of tomorrow' while we just talked and eventually got into a discussion (mostly because of angelina) about sex and what people like, and who they liked and all that type of stuff... (all 7 of us are rennies and i guess its kind of a pre-req. of being a rennie that you are hyper-sexual... so this night is not unusual at all) so yea... eventually the discussion got around to merlin asking "miss kelley, you've never had that kind of pleasure?" nope. "miss kelley, are you saving yourself?" yup. and then he just gave me a look, but wouldn't tell me why or what it was for, but it was weird. and we talked more and wrestled more and avi went to bed around 11.30pm and twevy went to bed around 12.30pm. and merlin and liz and tommy and kimi and me stayed up and goofed around and tryed to calm down and stuff and ate the rest of the boston creme munchkins that me and kimi had made after work... so yummy!!... kimi was out near the beginning of "robin hood" the disney version, merlin and liz were out near the time robin gave the little bunny his birthday present. me and tommy stayed up for a bit and i decised i should probably try to sleep since it was 2.30 and i had work in the morning. i fell asleep just after prince found the snake in the barrel of liquor. merlin and liz woke me up a little bit later cuz the lights were on and the tv was buzzing. the origin plan was for kimi, merlin and liz to sleep on the twin blow up matress, and i would sleep on the floor in the crack between the chair and the matress, but kimi passed out in the chair, and after i turned off the tv and the light (and got my ass smacked by tommy, who i thought was passed out on the couch) liz and merlin pulled me onto the matressand covered me up, and we slept quite nicely together. liz had her arm around me, and merlin had his arm across liz and resting on my stomach *meh*. it was nice and warm. later we were woken up by liz coughing, so i got her some water and accidently spilled a little bit on the bed, so i cleaned that up, and we fell asleep again. this time i got to dream, i dream that my mom had called kimi's cell and was bitching kimi out that we needed to be on the road right then if we were going to get back in time, and kimi kept trying to calm her down and say that it was four int he morning and we had plenty of time to get there and stuff, and right as i was about to take the phone and break it (cuz that obviously would have hurt my mom)... kimi's cell phone went off... it was the alarm we set the night before. i jumped up and grabbed it and turned it off and went back to sleep with liz and merlin. ~30mins my alarm i set on the radio went off and scared the piss out of all 3 of us. i turned the alarm off and we fell asleep for a few more minutes. i woke up and woke kimi up, and she was not too happy about that, but she climbed down into bed with merlin and was happier. i asked tommy if he had slept at all, and he said no. after kim laid down with merlin and liz, i laid down on the floor at the top of the bed infront of the couch. tommy jumped down and gave me a massage, it felt good. after that, i got up and went to the bathroom, came back, and laid down with merlin until liz came back from getting coffee, i let her lay down with him then. i went and turned on bruce (kimi's car) then. and we said goodbye to liz and merlin who really didnt want to let us go (they decided they wanted to keep us too). tommy stayed there, and we were reluctantly off.
we stopped by robotics like mom asked, then went to mc'dick's and got breakfast. then drove to dunkies and sat and chatted for a bit (what i had thought was an hour drive from twevy's to work ended up being 15mins... and that was with all the detours. i got to work 35mins early, which pissed me off only because it meant we could've had more time with merlin and liz. but meh... me and kimi talked for a lot a bit, and i got into work 5 mins early. the only thing that kept me going throught the day was the memory of the day before. it was so much fun!!! twevy and avi and liz and merlin came to visit me at work, unfortunately it was in the middle of a little 20min rush, so i didnt get to talk to them very much, but i did run over and give all of them a kiss while i was waiting for someone's food to cook. so that was good. when i got home i passed out and it was fun. i slept the rest of the day, got up for dinner with the intention of doing school work... didnt happen. went back to bed and slept until this morning... snow day... man saturday was an awesome time.
i love them all dearly, and each and every one of them is dead sexy, which helps. i hope i get to do that again sometime.