Girls
I pretty much complain about girls a lot, not because they are mean to me, nobody is really mean to me, but our social structure or biology or something makes girls social interactions totally mysterious to me. I get that most people hate their bodies or something, actually I don't really get that, but I do read it a lot when girls write about themselves. I like pictures of me, I really like fashion magazines and never find myself comparing me to models. Mostly, pretty people are boring and not good in bed, so girls should stop being jealous of them. Plus, being hit on all the time is not as fun as most people believe. Also, even though I don't think anyone reads this, most of you are constantly objectifying yourselves in your sexual interactions and it's only attractive for the couple hours that someone is fucking you, nobody is going to date you until you have some self respect, or at least I am not going to.
Anyway, that's not the point of the post, the point is that I think my main problem with the female population is that none of them have a decent fucking sense of humor, seriously, the world is hilarious and when you spend your time obsessing about the people that aren't attracted to you or the fact that you don't like your nose, you are missing the joke.
And I want girl friends like this, cause they get the joke:
http://tequilamockingbird.blogspot.com/2002/10/two-girls-sharpie-and-bathroom-wall.html
Anyway, that's not the point of the post, the point is that I think my main problem with the female population is that none of them have a decent fucking sense of humor, seriously, the world is hilarious and when you spend your time obsessing about the people that aren't attracted to you or the fact that you don't like your nose, you are missing the joke.
And I want girl friends like this, cause they get the joke:
http://tequilamockingbird.blogspot.com/2002/10/two-girls-sharpie-and-bathroom-wall.html