For Elenna:
Typist: We're going to have Issues being online at the same time, I think, so here is a nice post where Tom can ellipse at Esther all he wants about this whole election business. Have fun.
...Typist, what are you talking about? *glows*
Typist: ...Nothing!
...Right.
...Typist, what are you talking about? *glows*
Typist: ...Nothing!
...Right.