dedicated to lisa.
My name is: Casey
I may seem: mean, sarcastic, and overbearing
But I'm really: confrontational, sarcastic, mean, overbearing, and open
People who know me think I'm: ...
If you knew me you'd probably: want to get away from me as soon as possible
Sometimes I feel: happy when i make other people sad
My days are pretty: strange. wierd things happen to me all the time.
I like to sleep: a lot
If i could be doing anything right now I would be: smoking a nice resiny bowl.
Money is: everything when you dont have it
One thing I wish I had: pot
One thing I have that I wish I didn't were: poison ivy
All I need is: pot and calamine lotion
If I had one wish it would be: lots of money. so i can buy lots of pot.
When I look in the mirror I see: ew.
Love is: THE BIGGEST FUCKING JOKE IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD.
My body: fatter than it should be
If an angel flew into my window at night I would: wipe my poison ivy all over the angel
If a demon crashed into my window I would: think "What the hell is with all these crazy creatures crashing through my window? I have a damned door."
If I could see one person right now it would be: matt
Something I want but I don't really need is: pot
Something I need but I don't really want is: medecine
I live for: lisa
I dare you all to: find me some pot.
I am afraid of: squirrels and black men
It makes me angry when: some fuckers think it would be a fun idea to go play in the woods and cover my body in poisonous leaves, leaving me with a bad case of poison ivy and an itchy ass.
I dream about: i dont remember my dream
I daydream about: buttsex
-----------------
PICK ONE OF YOUR SCARS, NOW HOW DID YOU GET IT?
i have this scar right under my ass cheek. in 4th grade i was curling my hair with a curling iron (only god knows why) and i got up for some reason and left my curling iron on the chair. i came back and forgot that it was on the chair and i sat on it.
WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
beatles, andy warhol, sublime, bob marley, and surf posters, and a few tapestrys
WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY FOOTBALL OR WATCH IT?
watch it
WHAT IS/WAS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE?
a few years ago i would have a repeating dream, about me going out to dinner, and then being killed by my waitress
WHAT DO YOU DO TO EXERCISE?
i dont exercise as much as i should. i used to do leg lifts and sit ups at night. but this is a good reminder to start that shit again so i can looose these inches..
APPLES OR ORANGES?
Oranges. Juicy.
GRAPES OR WATERMELON?
Watermelons.
WOLVES OR TIGERS?
tigers, like my tyler!
WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
good music. very good music.
HAVE YOU EVER WRITTEN POETRY?
yeah, back in my "mylifesucksslitmywristsopenandbleed" time period
DO YOU REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS?
no
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
no
DO YOU HAVE A BIRTHMARK, WHERE?
inner thigh, and on my back
WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF A ROMANTIC PERSON?
yes
WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?
everything i do is wierd.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU STARTED FILLING THIS IN?
scratching my poison ivy
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE GUM?
bazooka joe!
FAVOURITE CHOCOLATE?
twix
FAVOURITE CANDY (NON CHOCOLATE)?
Gummy Worms
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICECREAM?
i wish i had ice cream.
DO YOU OWN ANYTHING LEATHER?
yeah, my leather bondages.. tuesday style :drools:
FAVOURITE COLOGNE?
nautica
FAVOURITE PERFUME?
jador
DO YOU OWN A INSTRUMENT?
my geetar
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON SOMEONE (OPPOSITE SEX)?
depends.. if its a fat person, then i notice their fat. if its a skinny person, then i notice their lips
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
watermelon
FAVOURITE SOUND THAT YOU HEAR OFTEN?
lisa moaning when i take her from behind. mmmm yes.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT NOW?
lisa will be proud when she sees that i have filled out one of these stupid survey guys
DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
i get seriously claustrophobic. i cant even stand to walk on the sidewalk when people are next to me because i get claustrophobic
COULD YOU EVER SEE YOURSELF MOVING FROM WHERE YOU ARE NOW?
yes
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DISNEY MOVIE OF ALL TIME?
alic in wonderland
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SONG OF ALL TIME?
at the moment: karma police by radiohead
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOR WHEN YOU WERE TEN?
black
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
i have no idea. bluish yellowish greenish somethingish
DO YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
yep i still do
IF SO WHAT WAS/IS IT'S NAME?
heedyhoe and duck
WHO WAS YOUR FIRST CRUSH WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE?
haha this kid derek who used to tease me on the bus
MOST EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD MOMENT?
emmm... i forget
WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
black
WHAT ATTRACTS YOU TO SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
if the person is attracted to me, and if the person likes good music, and if the person looks at you in the eyes while your talking to them
WHO OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS (SAME SEX) HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST?
jessalyn since i was a baby
NOW THE OPPOSITE?
i have no idea
WHAT IS THEIR BIRTHDAY AND MIDDLE NAME?
Hah, asshole.
SUNRISE OR SUNSET?
sunset
WHERE AT?
the beach
(FOR THE LADIES, BE TRUTHFUL) WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
hopefully never.
(NOW THE GENTLEMEN, BE TRUTHFUL) WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
buttsex?
WHAT ARE YOUR FIVE FAVOURITE MOVIES OF THIS YEAR?
pi, requiem, fight club, snatch, alice in wonderland
WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF GOING FOR YOUR HONEYMOON?
no.
CAN YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?
the kazoo... and my geetar
DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?hahhhhhhhh
WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)?
kt gave me a flower at the beach.. but guys dont get me presents. lol, im not special enough for presents
WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE SINGER?
conor oberst
FAVOURITE BAND(s)?
radiohead, deftones, krjtgksrtr too many to name
WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE TO READ?
kurt vonnegut, but im currently reading on the road by jack keruack and its super good.
DO YOU LIKE POETRY?
some
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE?
i like my coffee with your mom.
WHAT PHRASE DID YOU OR DO YOU USE?
your mom last night.
DRAGONS OR DINOSAURS?
dinosaurs, like reptar.
WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
love? hahahahah. HAHAHHAHA. HAKJDGASIFGASDHFKJH hah. good joke you guys.
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
"Stupid bitch, have sex with me."
SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
480
BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?
buttsex?
WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ICE SKATING OR ROLLER SKATING?
Ice skating since it will be cold.
WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
610 642 8225
WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
i get annoyed by everything, so it would be impossible to narrow it done to just one thing
HAVE YOU EVER DIALED THE PERSON YOU LIKE'S PHONE NUMBER AND THEN HUNG UP?
you bet
-----------------
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? sisters baby
2. What is your weapon of choice? a nice long steak knife.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? you bet
4. How about of the same sex? you bet
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? my mom
6. What is your pet peeve? i have way to many. umm.. loud chewers like lisa and sam is my biggest one
7. Do you keep grudges or can you let them go easily? i am the grudge masta
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? ganjjjjjj
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 2
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: my brother
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? my excuses are the best..
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? yep
6. When was the last time you got a good workout? last year?
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? not once, i slept allll dayyyyyy longgggg
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? carmel frapachino
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? finished a bottle of captain morgan at the cast party last year
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? yes
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yes
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? ?
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "Lunch!"? you know it..
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? umm... two.
2. How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians/family)? two
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? haha, yeah
4. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice? i like boobs.
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no
7. Is love at first sight really lust? i dont know what the hell it is, but it isnt love.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 1- mommys
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? i dont know.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? marijuana!
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yeah, it's all about the money!
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Lots of items.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? hand?
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? ive accomplished to have my body covered in poison ivy in less then 10 hours.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? had buttsex with jesus
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? sex in parents bed, just to spite them
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? made a bowl out of a banana
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? julies house
2. Who would you want to go on "trading spaces" with? davey havock
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? not me
4. Have you ever been cheated on? probably
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? small ass
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? buttsex?
-----------------
GENERAL
001.] first name: casey
002.] middle name: Anne
003.] last name: -----
004.] nickname(s):
005.] gender: vagina.
006.] age: 15
007.] birthday: dec. 26th 87
008.] height: 5`5
009.] hair colour: hard to tell..
010.] eye colour: didnt we go over this?
011.] race: nigga. i mean, white.
012.] do you wear glasses or contacts?: i lost my glasses
013.] do you have braces?: yes
014.] is your hair long or short?: long
015.] where were you born?: in a hospital
016.] current location: pennsylvania
017.] zodiac sign: capriicorn
018.] how many languages do you know?: one
019.] nationality: ew. stop repeating questions or i'll eat you.
020.] bad habits: i tend to be really mean sometimes
021.] piercings you have: ears, belly button
022.] piercings you want: traigus.
023.] tattoos you have: None.
024.] tattoos you want: none
025.] today's date: augus 23, 2003.
026.] the time: 10:53
027.] ready for a bunch more questions?: Oh yeah.
FAMILY
028.] mother's name: marybeth
029.] father's name: mark
030.] step-parent's names, if any: dtfnh3u8whe5rea
031.] brother(s)'s name(s): ben
032.] sister(s)'s name(s): christine
033.] favourite aunt:no?
034.] favourite uncle:
035.] favourite grandparent:
036.] worst relative:
037.] best relative:
038.] do you get along with your parents?: sometimes
039.] does anyone in your family understand you?: of course they do, theyre my family. i hate it when people are all like "ooo boo hoo no one understands me, im gonna go die now, blahhhh" because everyones family understands them whether they think so or not
PETS
040.] do you have any pets?: Yeah.
041.] what are their names?: seven o clock
042.] what kind of animal(s) are they?: cat, catcatcatcat
SCHOOL
043.] are you still in school?: Yeah.
044.] did you drop out?: take a guess, fukka
045.] current gpa, or last gpa you got: probably like a 2.5
046.] favourite grade: kindergarten. why did they steal naptime?
047.] least favourite grade: seventh, ninth.
048.] favourite teacher: Mr. munro
049.] least favourite teacher: lerario
050.] favourite subject: art
051.] least favourite subject: Math & Science!
052.] do/did you buy lunch or bring it?: neither
053.] play any sports on the school's team: hahhh
054.] do/did you do any extra ativities?: theater
055.] are/were you popular?: yeah.. right..
056.] favourite dance: None, I never went to one.
057.] favourite memory: when i had buttsex with lisa on the school catwalk
058.] least favourite dance: Never went to one.
059.] least favourite memory: Dunno.
060.] most humiliating moment: i dont remember
FAVOURITES
061.] number: 11
062.] clothing brand(s): i have nooo idea
063.] shoes: my new balance kicks.
066.] sport: buttsex
067.] vegetable: lettuce, possibly
068.] fruit: lemon
069.] movie: umm, slut next door
070.] magazine: playboy
071.] actor: johnny depp
072.] actress: angelina jolie
073.] candy: gummy worms
074.] gum: didnt we go over this?!?
100.] boy's name: nancy
101.] girl's name: lubrication
109.] swear word: Fuck!
110.] word: buttsex.
FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND
116.] eminem: bounce
117.] dog: ko
118.] hot: clarissa
119.] britney spears: boobs
120.] nsync: hot dog
121.] real world: simon
122.] orange: bong
123.] choice: abortion clinic
124.] fuck: buttsex!
125.] bisexuality: jesus
126.] black: ballsack
127.] icq: what
128.] insane clown posse: failures
129.] linkin park: goosepimple hahahaha
131.] rainbow: fag!
132.] cherry: julie
133.] cucumber: mastubation
134.] shark: eat
135.] lifehouse: bech
136.] bat: maow
137.] leather: lisa
138.] whip: cream
139.] america: bush... not george bush.
140.] wet: nose
141.] volcano: hawaii
THIS OR THAT
148.] rap or metal: metal
149.] pop or rap: die
150.] pop or metal: metal
151.] rap or metal: metal
152.] linkin park or limp bizkit: death
153.] tool or korn: TOOL
154.] selena or jennifer lopez: who?
156.] winter or summer: winter
157.] spring or fall: fall
158.] shakira or britney: shakira
159.] icp or eminem: eminem
160.] marilyn manson or shirley manson: ew
161.] kittie or garbage: garbage
163.] buffy or angel: fucker
164.] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: waht?
165.] football or basketball: no
166.] summer olympics or winter olympics: winter
167.] skiing or snowboarding: both
168.] rollerblading or skateboarding: both
169.] black or white: black
170.] orange or red: red
171.] yellow or green: green
172.] purple or pink: pink
173.] slipknot or mudvayne: mudvayne
174.] hot topic or pac sun: pac sun
175.] inside or outside: inside
176.] weed or alcohol: weed
177.] cell phone or pager: cell phone
178.] pen or pencil: both
179.] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: both
180.] scooby doo or dino: scooby doo
181.] dragon ball z or pokemon: both
182.] star wars or star trek: star wars
183.] tattoos or piercings: piercings
184.] prep or punk: none
185.] slut or whore: slut
Feck it.. too tired to make the others nicer..
PRIVATE LIFE
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: no
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: yes
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: no
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: hahhhhahahahah
[ .190. ] how many people have you kissed: 1
[ .191. ] who was your first kiss: you
[ .192. ] how many hearts have you broken: none, im sure
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: lots of them
[ .194. ] best quote to sum up love: fuckkkkkkkkk
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: a little preppy, but kinda cute, but gave me poison ivy so im mad at him
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: no
[ .198. ] do you have a picture of yourself: yeah
[ .199. ] Cutest guy you know: hmm...
[ .200. ] Cutest girl you know:
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: yes
[ .202. ] are you still friends: yes
[ .203. ] so moving along.. do you smoke: yes
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed: yes
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid: regretfully so
[ .206. ] how about a little x: x?? hahahaha its called E you fucker. and yes/
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: no
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: beer sucks
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: yep
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: yes
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: liqour
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: camel turkish gold
[ .213. ] are you a virgin: no
[ .214. ] if no, when was the last time you got some: july
WOULD YOU EVER:
[ .215. ] bungee jump: yeah
[ .216. ] sky dive: yeah
[ .217. ] swim with dolphins: yeah
[ .218. ] scuba dive: yeah
[ .219. ] rock climbing: yeah
[ .220. ] eat shit for $1,000,000: possibly
[ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: no
[ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: depending on the circumstance
[ .223. ] cross-dress: what?
[ .224. ] lie to the police: yeah
[ .225. ] run from the police: no
[ .226. ] lie to your parents: yeah
[ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: no
[ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: no
[ .230. ] streak: no
YOUR FRIENDS
[ .231. ] best friends: jesus!
[ .232. ] known longest: jessalyn
[ .233. ] wish you talked to more: kim
[ .234. ] wish you saw more: clam
[ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have: 091832490832507324656
[ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: my mom, lisa, julie,
[ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: sam and kim
[ .238. ] ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': no
[ .243. ] can always make you laugh: kim
[ .248. ] hot tempered: me
[ .249. ] smartest: julie or lauren
[ .250. ] shortest: meredith
[ .251. ] friendliest: dunno
[ .254. ] skinniest: julie
[ .255. ] nicest: lauren
[ .256. ] best personality: clam
[ .257. ] biggest drug user: um, jesus
-----------------
Opposite Sex
||1|| Guitar or Drum Player - drummers, oi shit.
||2|| Skater or Surfer - surfers
||3|| Brown or Blue Eyes - blue
||4|| Blonde or Brunette - brunette
||5|| Brains or Looks (Be honest!) - looks
Same Sex
||6|| Tease or Slut - tease. they don't really carry diseases.
||7|| Blonde or Brunette - brunettes
||8|| Brown or Blue Eyes - any
||9|| Boobs or Butt - boobs
||10|| Actress or Singer - singer
First bike: it was red.
First best friend(s): jessalyn
First real memory of something: like what
First car: matchbox?
First date: i dont know
First kiss: ryan, in 5th grade
First break-up: ryan!
First job: last year, caterer
First screen name: i think.. casey1226
First self purchased album: HANSON!
First funeral: i remember
First pet: two hampsters, jack and jill
First piercing/tattoo: ears
First independent home: None.
First house/flat/apartment: wanna fuck?
First credit card: No
First love: Shh.
First enemy: Hah, lots.
First big trip: sfdgyt93w4r
First play/musical/performance: midsummers night dream
First musician you remember hearing in your house: mariah carey
-----------------
last good cry: Dunno.
last library book checked out: ?
last movie seen: spun
last book read: Currently reading "on the road, jack keruack
last cuss word uttered: fuckers
last beverage drank: Water
last food consumed: benedryl
last crush: matt
last kiss: bill
last phone call: sapp, three hours ago
last tv show watched: real sex
last time showered: this morning
last shoes worn: my slippers
last cd played: a perfect circle
last item bought: calamine lotion
last downloaded: taking back sunday cute w/o the e video
last annoyance: itchyness.
last disappointment: matthew
last soda drank: sprite
last word written: fuck
last key used: Computer keys! god im clever,....
last word spoken: "fuckers".
last sleep: an hour ago
last im: lisa
last weird encounter: poison
last ice cream eaten: I WANT ICE CREAM!
last time amused: five minutes ago my cat fell off of the couch
last time wanting to die: may
last time in love: death..
last time hugged: a few nights ago
last chair sat in: This computer chair.
last lipstick used: ew
last shirt worn: this volcom one i stole from brian a long time ago
last time dancing: this morning
last webpage visited:www.threebrain.com
-----------------
1. I am happiest when: i eat
2. I feel lonely when: theres no one around
3. The ideal relationship would be: something mutual
4. Favourite movie (s): Too many to mention.
5. Favourite author: moses.
6. What makes you cry: everything
7. Introvert or extrovert: introvert
8. Do you think too much: yes
9. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be: amsterdam
10. A famous person you would like to meet: rupaul
11. Do you believe in organized religion: no
12. Pro-life or pro-choice: pro choice
13. Are you a vegetarian: no
14. Do you support the death penalty: yes
15. Do angels or demons exist: no
16. What would you most like to be doing right now: having sex with lisa
17. Do you have any regrets: tooo many
18. Sex or love: sex
19. Favourite coffee: caramel frap
20. Brand of cigarettes: camel turkish gold
21. Favourite scent: coconut
22. What really makes you mad: people
23. Favourite way to waste time: sleep
26. What is your best quality: hah
27. Are you currently in love/lust:no. nononononoononononononoonon.o.
28. What's the craziest thing you have ever done: Dunno.
30. Any bad habits: im mean, and get annoyed very easily
31. Do you find it hard to trust people: Yeah.
32. Do you ever doubt yourself: All the time.
33. Last book you read: umm
34. Last thing you bought for yourself: calamine lotion
35. Bath or shower: Shower,
36. Favourite season: Spring & autumn.
37. Porn or erotica: porn motherfuker
38. What is your favourite flavour: coconut
39. What is your favourite time of day: nap time
40. Gold or silver: SILVER! Gold is ugly shit.
41. What is the lamest pickup line someone has used on you: it wasnt used on me, because no one wants to pick me up, but this guy said to jill "hey do you have a quarter" jill: "no why" guy: "becase i told my mom i would call her when i fell in love" jill:
sorry i dont have a quarter but you can use my cell phone.
42. Silk sheets or cotton: jrfht4?
43. Any secret crushes: yes
44. Do you ever feel you are insane: i used to, not as much anymore
45. Favourite style of music: i think indie.. but its just so hard to decide!!
46. Favourite film genre: ew, film?
47. If you could be the opposite sex for one day, would you do it: you know it
48. What do you desire most in life: Being desired, dunno.
49. Do you believe in destiny: no
50. Is world peace attainable: nope
51. City or country:city
52. Are you more inclined to set short or long term goals for yourself?: neither