Aug 11, 2006 12:58
okay so i guess its about time i lived up to the name of this thing and idk actually wrote in iT?
alot has happened in these past few weeks i guess so lets start a rewind shall we?
my vacation was only OK. no i didnt get trashed, yes i did thank god that andrew treated me ok but he didnt treat me any better or worse than i thought he would.My birthday pretty much sucked, i was reading a book and all because he didnt ask me to put it down, i didnt get a happy birthday from him or even an aknowledgement from him until about 7PM on my birthday and that felt pretty shitty.he said happy bday to me at midnight but like i would have loved not to be woken up by ethan at 545AM and have had andrew said it to me in the morning, thats just me.idk...sometimes i think maybe i just expect too much from him and then i hear from everyone that im just making excuses for his ignorance?he apologized for being an asshole that day so we went out to eat at this cute place and all was well.idk that was pretty much my vacation really we left on sunday but we kept like going back to buffalo for softball and shit bc its only like a 45 min drive so...
but i have to tell you all this story ok?i had school today bc i am taking a first aid class for like the hell of it kinda, and the RN was telling us a long time ago like back in the 70's about this guy who was running in the ER saying"my guts are spilling out you have to help me" so shes like ok lets see, and she looks and she sees like white stuff coming from his rectum, so she calls the doctor on call and hes like i think i know what it is.so they cut up an apple and place it near his rectum, bc he had a tapeworm. so they dimmed the lights and she had his cheek and he had forceps, and then the worm started to come slowly and the dr kinda like clipped the head of the worm so he missed, well this happend with THREE worms which is highly unusual.so theyre like have u been out of the country? and the guy is like yea i went to aruba and blah..and they said what did u eat and he said well a pig roast?so..the RN accidentally puts the apple near his mouth and he is gagging and shit,so theres a worm coming up his mouth, and from his butt...these worms are highly uncommon in the US remind you..so they send him to a flourescent lab..in the 22ft of his sm.intestine..ALL of it was so impacted with tapeworms that he was like being eaten alove on the inside by these things.to make this incredibley long story short..think before you eat at a pig roast.the reason she thought it was so funny was that the guy came in wearing his wifes housedress
idk school is soon, i just got my new schedule its sucky.....
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