It's 7:48 in the morning and I've already dodged a bullet.

I almost lost my left contact lens while getting dressed. Actually, I did lose it. And then I did the stereotypic sweep-your-arm-around-whilst-on-your-knees-and-moving-slowly bit. I had thought my left eye was just taking a while to adjust - after all, we went swimming last night and I ( Read more... )

With one exception, I have been living a charmed life as of late. Here is my proof ( Read more... )

Second semester my sophomore year, I wrote a story about an "ethical" issue for English class. Then I lost it. My teacher didn't have it, my creative writing teacher didn't have it... I thought I lost it forever ( Read more... )