look daddy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky

Aug 03, 2006 22:35

Sun, Sep 3: LUFTHANSA, LH 6331
Operated by AUSTRIAN
From: VIENNA, AUSTRIA (VIE) map Departs: 7:00am
Gate: Check for latest information
To: FRANKFURT, GERMANY (FRA) map Arrives: 8:35am
Arrival Terminal: TERMINAL 1
Class: Economy Seat: 26F
Status: Confirmed Confirmation: 2QOWRH
Meal: Refreshment - Complimentary , Food for Purchase Smoking: No
Aircraft: AIRBUS INDUSTRIE A321 JET Mileage: 385
Flight Time: 1 hour(s) and 35 minute(s)
Please verify flight times prior to departure

Sun, Sep 3: LUFTHANSA, LH 0468
From: FRANKFURT, GERMANY (FRA) map Departs: 10:05am
Departure Terminal: TERMINAL 1 Gate: Check for latest information
To: PORTLAND OR, OR (PDX) map Arrives: 11:30am
Class: Economy Seat: 40A
Status: Confirmed Confirmation: 2QOWRH
Meal: Meals Smoking: No
Aircraft: AIRBUS INDUSTRIE A340 JET Mileage: 5213
Flight Time: 10 hour(s) and 25 minute(s)

a little hard to read, yes, but i'll boil it down for you. essencially, it means that lufthansa knowns how to travel through time. how is it that a flight that is supposed to last 10 hours and 25 minutes will leave at 10:05 am and arrive at 11:30 am? hmm? hmm?? if they know time travel, what other secrets are they hiding from the populous? replicators? the flying car? (they SAY they use Bernoulli's principle, but can we really trust them in light of their time travelling?) magic ponies? and, if lufthansa has time travel, they should really start investing in teleportation. now there's a worthy way to travel. i bet that's what the magic ponies are for...

you start to think up strange things when sick...
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