It's raining dogs...and more dogs...and another dog.

[ambiguousness85]

All I wanted to do was paint my nails.  I should've known better than to do it in the kitchen.

So, I was sitting at the counter painting my nails when my mom just arbitrarily walks in.  She inspects my color of choice.  "Oh, this is so pretty.  I like this color.  What's it called?"  
"Black cherry." 
"Who makes it?"  
I nudged the bottle in her

Comments

[xxdark_eyesxx]

what in the hell is the problem with your dear mother? she sounds a little...TOO hopeful about these upcoming events..

[ambiguousness85]

My mother's always been a little...extreme when it comes to biblical stuff, I just didn't notice it as much until I started getting older and seeing that almost no one on the planet acts the way she does. And it appears that it's only getting worse!

[crystal_lemons]

Maybe your mom will have a rapture of the mind? XD She's a God Zombie! oh noes!! XP

[ambiguousness85]

If that happens, let's hope that she doesn't get access to any holy water or Bibles with sharp corners!