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[ambiepambie]

Apparently my upset stomach is all caused by me not going to church this week. Or so says my dad. *rolls eyes*

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[door_wide_open]

well, of course.

god-with-a-capital-G is punishing your digestive system for not worshipping him in a specific building at a specific time of day.

it all makes perfect sense.

[ambiepambie]

Yeah, because God is all extremely vengeful like that.