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Some of you are on my poo list for not sending me your address. To be nice, I won't list your name. However, I will make a list of those not on the poo list for various reasons.
Not on poo list:
Kerchi (I got her addy first)
Adele (she sented hers, too)
Mel ('cause she sent hers and she is awesome)
Scully ('cause I already had hers)
Emily ('cause she gave me hers, too)
Paula ('cause she's the maid of honor and all)
And forgiven because they've got other things they are dealing with and I can't get mad at them:
Everyone else on my friend's list.
BUT IF YOU DON'T SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS BY NEXT WEEKEND, YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO MY WEDDING AND IF YOU SHOW UP I'LL HAVE TO DECAPITATE YOU!!!!
Ok, not really, but I'm not putting up any sort of informal invite in my journal. So, no address by next weekend, no invite.
This is the last time I'm badgering you all in my journal. Next time, I'll badger you in your journal. And if that doesn't work, I'll feel insulted and take you off my friend's list because I'll take it as meaning you don't want to come to my wedding.
Ok, bed time.
Not on poo list:
Kerchi (I got her addy first)
Adele (she sented hers, too)
Mel ('cause she sent hers and she is awesome)
Scully ('cause I already had hers)
Emily ('cause she gave me hers, too)
Paula ('cause she's the maid of honor and all)
And forgiven because they've got other things they are dealing with and I can't get mad at them:
Everyone else on my friend's list.
BUT IF YOU DON'T SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS BY NEXT WEEKEND, YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO MY WEDDING AND IF YOU SHOW UP I'LL HAVE TO DECAPITATE YOU!!!!
Ok, not really, but I'm not putting up any sort of informal invite in my journal. So, no address by next weekend, no invite.
This is the last time I'm badgering you all in my journal. Next time, I'll badger you in your journal. And if that doesn't work, I'll feel insulted and take you off my friend's list because I'll take it as meaning you don't want to come to my wedding.
Ok, bed time.