KKK (King Kong Krazy)
Here are my top ten favorite movies dealing with monkeys (in no particular order):
1. MIGHTY JOE YOUNG (Ron Underwood's) - King Kong fucking ripped the hell off of this movie! Big ass gorilla. Naomi Watts trying to be like the even HOTTER Charlize Theron white girl from Mighty Joe Young. The only reason King Kong gets away with stealing all of Mighty Joe Young's ideas is because Kong runs a muck in New York City, while Joe causes ruckus in Los Angeles. For shame King Kong, for shame.
2. BORN TO BE WILD - I think of this movie whenever I think of "Tear Jurker."
3. SPANK THE MONKEY - Best porno movie I've ever seen! By the end the movie I couldnt tell whos banana belonged to whos. :S hehe.
4. INSTINCT - I was going to make a racial slur dealing with gorillas and Cuba Gooding Jr. but I decided to stop myself. Great movie.
5. CONGO - This was probably the scariest movie I have ever seen. There is something disturbing about an ape named Amy that uses electronic sign language to communicate. I'm telling you people this is the next step in evolution, and I'll be damned if I see this world be under the control of some ape!
6. IRON MONKEY 2 - I've never seen this monkey movie, but I can only assume that it is really good just because it appears to be a sequel, so the original must have done something right.
7. MVP : MOST VALUBLE PRIMATE - Makes Air Bud suck a big fat cock compared to this pimp ass hockey playing chipanzee.
8. MONKEY BONE - Maybe it was because I was on Acid at the time, but this movie made all the sense in the world. I love any movie with Brendan Frazier in it. Think of this movie as a mix between Encino Man and that movie Bones with Snoop Dogg in it. Yeah, this movie is that damn good!
9. PLANET OF THE APES (Tim Burton's) - I dont think there is anything funnier than seeing a big gorilla say, "Bow your heads!" before grace at the table.
10. KING KONG (Peter Jackson's) - Great movie. <---But perhaps I have a bias opinion because I love everything that Peter Jackson directs. ...Except Dead Alive...and Frighteners...and Heavenly Creatures...
1. MIGHTY JOE YOUNG (Ron Underwood's) - King Kong fucking ripped the hell off of this movie! Big ass gorilla. Naomi Watts trying to be like the even HOTTER Charlize Theron white girl from Mighty Joe Young. The only reason King Kong gets away with stealing all of Mighty Joe Young's ideas is because Kong runs a muck in New York City, while Joe causes ruckus in Los Angeles. For shame King Kong, for shame.
2. BORN TO BE WILD - I think of this movie whenever I think of "Tear Jurker."
3. SPANK THE MONKEY - Best porno movie I've ever seen! By the end the movie I couldnt tell whos banana belonged to whos. :S hehe.
4. INSTINCT - I was going to make a racial slur dealing with gorillas and Cuba Gooding Jr. but I decided to stop myself. Great movie.
5. CONGO - This was probably the scariest movie I have ever seen. There is something disturbing about an ape named Amy that uses electronic sign language to communicate. I'm telling you people this is the next step in evolution, and I'll be damned if I see this world be under the control of some ape!
6. IRON MONKEY 2 - I've never seen this monkey movie, but I can only assume that it is really good just because it appears to be a sequel, so the original must have done something right.
7. MVP : MOST VALUBLE PRIMATE - Makes Air Bud suck a big fat cock compared to this pimp ass hockey playing chipanzee.
8. MONKEY BONE - Maybe it was because I was on Acid at the time, but this movie made all the sense in the world. I love any movie with Brendan Frazier in it. Think of this movie as a mix between Encino Man and that movie Bones with Snoop Dogg in it. Yeah, this movie is that damn good!
9. PLANET OF THE APES (Tim Burton's) - I dont think there is anything funnier than seeing a big gorilla say, "Bow your heads!" before grace at the table.
10. KING KONG (Peter Jackson's) - Great movie. <---But perhaps I have a bias opinion because I love everything that Peter Jackson directs. ...Except Dead Alive...and Frighteners...and Heavenly Creatures...