Skittle, Tomatoes, and Fruits
So me and my good pal eddie olvera were chattin' the other day...
MrLinoLicious: yo eeeeedeieeee!!!
Eddie : hey what up dude
MrLinoLicious: nuffin
MrLinoLicious: just chillin
Eddie : yeah same here dude.. i got outta work a few hours ago.. i had to walk there AND walk back
MrLinoLicious: damn that sux
MrLinoLicious: i know how it feels dude
Eddie : yeah and i saw the thermometer and it said 94!
MrLinoLicious: ouch
Eddie : yeah i know!
Eddie : i was hurtin man like bad
MrLinoLicious: haha... you pear shaped fatty
MrLinoLicious: haha
Eddie : yeah man... being a pear is not as delicious as it sounds
MrLinoLicious: hahahaha
MrLinoLicious: well there are plenty of people that like pears, me for instance
MrLinoLicious: .... wait...
MrLinoLicious: *thinks*
Eddie : homer "going cold turkey is not as delicious as it sounds"
MrLinoLicious: .... wow, that was kinda gay
Eddie : haha i LOVE PAIRS but not the shape of a pear.. expecially for a person and even more especially if that person is me
Eddie : yeah that was pretty flaming
MrLinoLicious: hahahaha, well i dont know about flaming, just gay
MrLinoLicious: flaming would've been something like "I think pairs are Fabulous!" or something
MrLinoLicious: HAHAHAHA
MrLinoLicious: *pear
Eddie : well how fruity was that? on scale from 1-5,? one being tomatoes and five been skittles,
Eddie : hahahahaha
MrLinoLicious: how are tomatoes and skittles on the same level?
Eddie : fabulous is pretty flaming
Eddie : its a "fruity" scale
MrLinoLicious: why didnt you just use a fruitcake
MrLinoLicious: ??
MrLinoLicious: since it has fruit... skittles are candy
Eddie : cuz skittles sounds gayer
Eddie : but theyre fruity to the max
MrLinoLicious: au contrair (however you spell it) fruitcake is a lot gayer
Eddie : realy?
MrLinoLicious: well i think so
MrLinoLicious: since people usually say look at that fruitcake as opposed to look at that skittle
Eddie : nah dude.. but it contains the word fruit in it...]
Eddie : u cant do that... tha would place a bias on the scale
MrLinoLicious: how is that a bias? is not supposed to allude to fruits or something?
Eddie : well u cant say "ok pick a letter of the alphabet but B sure that u chose wisely.. B-cuz u only get to choose once.. so which one wil it B?
Eddie : u cant do that
MrLinoLicious: wow... you just lost me you skittle
MrLinoLicious: yo eeeeedeieeee!!!
Eddie : hey what up dude
MrLinoLicious: nuffin
MrLinoLicious: just chillin
Eddie : yeah same here dude.. i got outta work a few hours ago.. i had to walk there AND walk back
MrLinoLicious: damn that sux
MrLinoLicious: i know how it feels dude
Eddie : yeah and i saw the thermometer and it said 94!
MrLinoLicious: ouch
Eddie : yeah i know!
Eddie : i was hurtin man like bad
MrLinoLicious: haha... you pear shaped fatty
MrLinoLicious: haha
Eddie : yeah man... being a pear is not as delicious as it sounds
MrLinoLicious: hahahaha
MrLinoLicious: well there are plenty of people that like pears, me for instance
MrLinoLicious: .... wait...
MrLinoLicious: *thinks*
Eddie : homer "going cold turkey is not as delicious as it sounds"
MrLinoLicious: .... wow, that was kinda gay
Eddie : haha i LOVE PAIRS but not the shape of a pear.. expecially for a person and even more especially if that person is me
Eddie : yeah that was pretty flaming
MrLinoLicious: hahahaha, well i dont know about flaming, just gay
MrLinoLicious: flaming would've been something like "I think pairs are Fabulous!" or something
MrLinoLicious: HAHAHAHA
MrLinoLicious: *pear
Eddie : well how fruity was that? on scale from 1-5,? one being tomatoes and five been skittles,
Eddie : hahahahaha
MrLinoLicious: how are tomatoes and skittles on the same level?
Eddie : fabulous is pretty flaming
Eddie : its a "fruity" scale
MrLinoLicious: why didnt you just use a fruitcake
MrLinoLicious: ??
MrLinoLicious: since it has fruit... skittles are candy
Eddie : cuz skittles sounds gayer
Eddie : but theyre fruity to the max
MrLinoLicious: au contrair (however you spell it) fruitcake is a lot gayer
Eddie : realy?
MrLinoLicious: well i think so
MrLinoLicious: since people usually say look at that fruitcake as opposed to look at that skittle
Eddie : nah dude.. but it contains the word fruit in it...]
Eddie : u cant do that... tha would place a bias on the scale
MrLinoLicious: how is that a bias? is not supposed to allude to fruits or something?
Eddie : well u cant say "ok pick a letter of the alphabet but B sure that u chose wisely.. B-cuz u only get to choose once.. so which one wil it B?
Eddie : u cant do that
MrLinoLicious: wow... you just lost me you skittle