madness, sheer madness

Oct 18, 2007 23:25

signed up for yuletide after all, dundundunDUN. have no idea how i'm going to write it, seeing how i don't technically have a place to stay for the whole of december, but oh well. perhaps i'll regret it in the morning.

also, it was Tillbaka till samtiden day yesterday, so i'm taking requests for band AU scratchfic, if anyone would like one.

fic, fandomness

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ambientlight October 22 2007, 21:42:11 UTC
jrock AU fic seems to entail alcohol, somehow. :x sorry. also, uh, i've forgotten whatever i may have known about skuld, sooooo. i think 'sorry' about covers it all.

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As far as Utgard Loki was concerned, the only thing good about afterparties was that, at some point, they had to end. That, and the presence of free alcohol. He held the half-empty bottle of gin up against the light; it trembled dangerously in his grip, and he decided to drink more of it before any could be spilt. As he was contemplating the refraction of light through alcohol and glass, however, something white and fluffy came into view. Then it attacked him.

"Loki! There you are!"

The misleadingly childish voice belonged to a not-unattractive blonde, whom Utgard Loki thought he might have been able to recognise were her face not buried in the embarrassingly ruffled front of his shirt. Then he noticed the dead swan around her neck. Ah. Of course. "No," he said, and then added helpfully: "Loki's somewhere else."

"Ah!" His assailant released her grip and took a swaying half-step back. The dead swan nodded mournfully against her collarbones. "You're... the other Loki! Urd-sempai's told me so much about you!"

"No," Utgard-Loki repeated, and then decided not to bother. He'd need to have a word with Urd about being 'the other Loki', though. "Hello, Skuld."

Skuld gasped in delight. "You remember me! I always told Urd-sempai that I should hold a party for Loki^2, especially since she's the producer for both of us. I loved your concert tonight!"

Utgard Loki picked a stray feather off his cuff and poured himself another glass.

"I'm so glad you're touring again. The new album-- it's so hard to decide which songs I'll cover in my next tour! Have you seen Loki? I'll need to let him know, he's always so good with suggestions."

Skuld was holding a glass of something dark and oily-looking, which didn't seem to go with her glittery fingernails and which would have impressed Utgard Loki had he been feeling up to being impressed. He took another sip, glanced briefly around to show willing, then shrugged.

Skuld peered at him, suddenly solemn. "What's wrong? Don't you like being with Sparkling Valkyrie Swan Princess Idol Skuld?"

"No," Utgard Loki said, and drained his glass. "I'm sorry, I think Yamino might be looking for me."

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lesstraveled October 22 2007, 22:35:01 UTC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SEE THAT BJORK REF. also, sparkling valkyrie etc. == so horrifyingly plausible. somewhere.

Utgard Loki picked a stray feather off his cuff and poured himself another glass.
poor utgard-loki. he tries so hard to pretend he isn't neck-deep in the crazy.

thank you! :DD

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ambientlight October 22 2007, 23:25:13 UTC
i couldn't resist, i'm afraid. :D;; and all characters should have embarrassingly long sentai-style names, i think!

he tries so hard to pretend he isn't neck-deep in the crazy.
then freyr shows up, and denial isn't worth the effort.

you are welcome! thankyou for not disowning me. :D;;

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