This is definately the most badass thing I have ever read. If I was a teacher in Japan and someone fell asleep in my class I would definately make him write an apology in blood. No doubt.
And Kerrie...my deepest apologies for forgetting to wish you a happy birthday but I hope you got your present and I apologize for forgetting the e.
Now! I must go and try and save my dog again. The dumb thing is suicidal! She keeps trying to drown herself or get hit by a car but we keep saving her. She's starting to get pissed off at us.