Monkey-Owls?!
So last night I had this weird dream that there were these two snowy white owls sitting in this small tree at about eye-level. They were really big, like half the size of me (cue jokes about my weight... now) and there were other people watching them too.
Then they kinda turned around and turned into sorta brown monkeys but they still sorta had a few feathers on their backs and the back of their arms. Then they laid back on the branches, and they had these MASSIVE veiny pulsating brown and purple vaginas.
I mean like TOTALLY PULSATING. And then they both gave birth to human babies that it looked like it really hurt to squeeze out, and the babies fell on the ground head first. Then I called 911, and two storks came, except the storks had teeth and they ripped the babies apart.
So if anyone has one of those dream interpretor books, look up human-carrying monkey-owls, and also dialing 911 to call for vicious baby-eating storks.
I also went to Crews on Friday with Kathy and Sarah. Vanessa was supposed to show, but she didn't :( Then I thought Natalia blew me off too, but she showed up and I was so happy I kissed her.
I also saw Alex's friend Gillian there, she's nice, sometimes I forget nice people exist. Not that I'm saying I surround myself with self-absorbed sarcastic fucks.
Because thats not what I'm saying.
I also surround myself with just plain ol' sarcastic fucks. And I love you all the more for it. <3
Then they kinda turned around and turned into sorta brown monkeys but they still sorta had a few feathers on their backs and the back of their arms. Then they laid back on the branches, and they had these MASSIVE veiny pulsating brown and purple vaginas.
I mean like TOTALLY PULSATING. And then they both gave birth to human babies that it looked like it really hurt to squeeze out, and the babies fell on the ground head first. Then I called 911, and two storks came, except the storks had teeth and they ripped the babies apart.
So if anyone has one of those dream interpretor books, look up human-carrying monkey-owls, and also dialing 911 to call for vicious baby-eating storks.
I also went to Crews on Friday with Kathy and Sarah. Vanessa was supposed to show, but she didn't :( Then I thought Natalia blew me off too, but she showed up and I was so happy I kissed her.
I also saw Alex's friend Gillian there, she's nice, sometimes I forget nice people exist. Not that I'm saying I surround myself with self-absorbed sarcastic fucks.
Because thats not what I'm saying.
I also surround myself with just plain ol' sarcastic fucks. And I love you all the more for it. <3