(no subject)
Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house,
everyone felt shitty,
even the mouse.
Mom at the whore house and dad smoken grass,
I just settled down for a nice peice of ass.
All of a sudden there rose such a clatter,
I sprung from my bed to see what was the matter.
It was ol' st. nick!!
I heard he had fell,
and came down the chimney
like a bat outta hell.
He stuffed all our stalkings with vodka and beer,
and a big rubber dick,
for my brother the queer.
Then he went up with a thunderous fart,
that fat motherfucker blew our chimney apart!!
Then he left at the speed of light,
and said "Piss on you all!!",
and "Have a good night".
and all through the house,
everyone felt shitty,
even the mouse.
Mom at the whore house and dad smoken grass,
I just settled down for a nice peice of ass.
All of a sudden there rose such a clatter,
I sprung from my bed to see what was the matter.
It was ol' st. nick!!
I heard he had fell,
and came down the chimney
like a bat outta hell.
He stuffed all our stalkings with vodka and beer,
and a big rubber dick,
for my brother the queer.
Then he went up with a thunderous fart,
that fat motherfucker blew our chimney apart!!
Then he left at the speed of light,
and said "Piss on you all!!",
and "Have a good night".