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haha my mom emailed this 2 me and i thought it was funnny
CHRISTMAS CAKE
Christmas Cake Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the Cuervo to check quality first.
Check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest
quality by pouring
one level cup and drinking.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK,
try another cup
. just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the
bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off
floor...Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose
with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a
sh*t.
Check the Jose Cuervo agin...
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the
oven. Turn the cake
tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the
turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the Jose Cuervo and kick the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
CHRISTMAS CAKE
Christmas Cake Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the Cuervo to check quality first.
Check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest
quality by pouring
one level cup and drinking.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK,
try another cup
. just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the
bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off
floor...Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose
with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a
sh*t.
Check the Jose Cuervo agin...
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the
oven. Turn the cake
tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the
turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the Jose Cuervo and kick the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!