Fuck you and your domestic bliss
Okay, fuck the warning wank, fuck not warning for rape, fuck warning for character death spoiling a story.
If I have to read one more J2 AU where 50 000 words into the story it turns into a fucking kid fic without a single hint of what's to come I'll, I'll close the tab and complain about it in my own journal where no one will ever know.
Seriously, pulling a surprise!kid out of your ass is mpreg not a unique, mind-blowing plot twist. Their only purpose is to be adorable and show what a truly amazing person their poor, struggling single parent is, and can't the other doofus just see that already and fall in love?
STOP FORCING YOUR FIX-IT-ALL DOMESTIC GARBAGE ON ME, INTERNETS!
If I have to read one more J2 AU where 50 000 words into the story it turns into a fucking kid fic without a single hint of what's to come I'll, I'll close the tab and complain about it in my own journal where no one will ever know.
Seriously, pulling a surprise!kid out of your ass is mpreg not a unique, mind-blowing plot twist. Their only purpose is to be adorable and show what a truly amazing person their poor, struggling single parent is, and can't the other doofus just see that already and fall in love?
STOP FORCING YOUR FIX-IT-ALL DOMESTIC GARBAGE ON ME, INTERNETS!