12 days of xmas w/ a twist
On the twelfth day of Christmas, pbrane sent to me...
Twelve wireless drumming
Eleven questions piping
Ten bigstupidwordsthatnooneknows a-leaping
Nine astrophysics philosophizing
Eight mavans a-hiking
Seven paradoxes a-snowboarding
Six guiness a-bowling
Five su-u-u-uicide girls
Four unsolved problems
Three paul erdos
Two temperate rainforests
...and a sedition in a string theory.
I especially enjoyed the 5 suicide girls part...