Dear santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In October I pushed sapience in the mud (-17 points). In July I helped pbrane see the light (8 points). In August I bought porn for spoonless (10 points). In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I set starmail's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday I gave zille a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-59 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
amberphlame