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I cannot believe it is past noon and there is only ONE post are only two posts about True Blood on my flist! I watched it like three times! Okay, once with the sound on and the other two times I had it on mute and only paid attention during certain, uh, scenes.
Dear Stephen Moyer: I do not understand how you have WICKED HOT CHEMISTRY with everyone on the show except the WOMAN YOU ARE APPARENTLY GOING TO MARRY? Do you waste it all in real life? So confusing. I mean, seriously. That scene with Sam was 10000000x hotter than any Sookie/Bill scene ever. And not just because I enjoy slash! WTF SHOW?
Dear Sookie: You have known Bill for LESS THAN TWO MONTHS according to show timeline. Please do not insult the idea of your "epic love" being the same as people who have been married for decades or the love between a father and his children. P.S. STOP MAKING ME WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE SO DAMN MUCH GOD!! Ya'll, I try not to hate her but she makes is SO HARD!
Dear Jason and Andy: Please continue to be a hilarious bungling duo. "Conscience off, dick ON!" is up there with my favorite quotes on the show.
Dear Arlene: While your quip about everyone in the damn town falling in love with serial killers was pretty hilarious, wtf is up with the gross racism? You are kind of shrill and hard to deal with as it is. Also, I hope the baby daddy is Rene! I am like 83% sure she represents some sort of meta about the show and it's "issues" but still.
Dear Lafayette: OMG WHERE CAN I GET ME A SPARKLY DREW BREES JERSEY DRESS? You were rocking that so hard. Also, please punch Lettie Mae in the face for me. And get on the same train as Sam and share your hot Eric sex dreams with us!!
Dear Eric: Buuuuuuuuuuuutt!!!!!! Ahem. What was I saying? Right. You are not Hugh Hefner. Seriously!
Then again, none of us really care because we just want to see more of your ass abs. Nnnnnnngh. The ONLY thing I like about the show going to the Sookie/Eric place is that mean tons more ASkars looking hot and being smirky. Also more of him and Pam being awesome.
Dear Alan Ball: Thanks for having such a crush on ASkars. The rest of us benefit by you using your powers to get him naked as much as possible. *kisses*
Other thoughts:
- I am excited for the werewolves mostly because they are using real wolves and Stephen Moyer was so adorable in the behind the scenes stuff.
- I like Bill so much more when he is not with Sookie, so this season should be good for that.
- Interesting that Eric did indeed want to snatch Bill but someone beat him to it. However, I am not sure how he's made it 1,000 years acting like a 12 year old coveting the neighbor
- People seem to continue to hate Sophie Anne but I think she's hilarious. And ERW is actually a good actress, so I am just going to assume the over the top shit is on purpose and laugh at it. All the COMPLETELY OBVIOUS eye communication with Eric was pretty fucking funny. Plus, those shoes she used to climb his crotch were HOTT! However, I do find the reveal that she's selling blood for money reasons pretty damn lame. If Eric can write a check to Sookie for more than $10K without blinking, I am sure she could just get some money from him or something instead of risking her life giving out her blood for chump change! I hope there is something else going on there.
- Poor Jessica. It's too bad Bill is such a HORRIBLE maker. I hope that Pam takes the poor thing under her incredibly awesome wing.
Basically, still mostly watching for Eric, Pam and Lafayette.
Dear Stephen Moyer: I do not understand how you have WICKED HOT CHEMISTRY with everyone on the show except the WOMAN YOU ARE APPARENTLY GOING TO MARRY? Do you waste it all in real life? So confusing. I mean, seriously. That scene with Sam was 10000000x hotter than any Sookie/Bill scene ever. And not just because I enjoy slash! WTF SHOW?
Dear Sookie: You have known Bill for LESS THAN TWO MONTHS according to show timeline. Please do not insult the idea of your "epic love" being the same as people who have been married for decades or the love between a father and his children. P.S. STOP MAKING ME WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE SO DAMN MUCH GOD!! Ya'll, I try not to hate her but she makes is SO HARD!
Dear Jason and Andy: Please continue to be a hilarious bungling duo. "Conscience off, dick ON!" is up there with my favorite quotes on the show.
Dear Arlene: While your quip about everyone in the damn town falling in love with serial killers was pretty hilarious, wtf is up with the gross racism? You are kind of shrill and hard to deal with as it is. Also, I hope the baby daddy is Rene! I am like 83% sure she represents some sort of meta about the show and it's "issues" but still.
Dear Lafayette: OMG WHERE CAN I GET ME A SPARKLY DREW BREES JERSEY DRESS? You were rocking that so hard. Also, please punch Lettie Mae in the face for me. And get on the same train as Sam and share your hot Eric sex dreams with us!!
Dear Eric: Buuuuuuuuuuuutt!!!!!! Ahem. What was I saying? Right. You are not Hugh Hefner. Seriously!
Then again, none of us really care because we just want to see more of your ass abs. Nnnnnnngh. The ONLY thing I like about the show going to the Sookie/Eric place is that mean tons more ASkars looking hot and being smirky. Also more of him and Pam being awesome.
Dear Alan Ball: Thanks for having such a crush on ASkars. The rest of us benefit by you using your powers to get him naked as much as possible. *kisses*
Other thoughts:
- I am excited for the werewolves mostly because they are using real wolves and Stephen Moyer was so adorable in the behind the scenes stuff.
- I like Bill so much more when he is not with Sookie, so this season should be good for that.
- Interesting that Eric did indeed want to snatch Bill but someone beat him to it. However, I am not sure how he's made it 1,000 years acting like a 12 year old coveting the neighbor
- People seem to continue to hate Sophie Anne but I think she's hilarious. And ERW is actually a good actress, so I am just going to assume the over the top shit is on purpose and laugh at it. All the COMPLETELY OBVIOUS eye communication with Eric was pretty fucking funny. Plus, those shoes she used to climb his crotch were HOTT! However, I do find the reveal that she's selling blood for money reasons pretty damn lame. If Eric can write a check to Sookie for more than $10K without blinking, I am sure she could just get some money from him or something instead of risking her life giving out her blood for chump change! I hope there is something else going on there.
- Poor Jessica. It's too bad Bill is such a HORRIBLE maker. I hope that Pam takes the poor thing under her incredibly awesome wing.
Basically, still mostly watching for Eric, Pam and Lafayette.