I was doing some organizing earlier and attempting to make a dent in the giant pile of cardboard boxes that have accumulated all over my apartment. I emptied out the biggest one to prepare it so I could break down the rest and have a places to put them all.
I kicked it a few times and she just sort of looked at me like "....mine?" then proceeded to just sit there in it for like 20 minutes before I finally gave up and wandered off to dye my hair.
Yeah, I am totally in charge here.