Mar 24, 2006 22:34
I've realized that if I am ever in a relationship that I end up cheating on the guy (not that I ever would) that I would be pretty darn good at lying about it. I'm not typically a good liar but when it comes to covering for my mom and her multiple relationships (again) that I am very quick to come up with excuses. They believe me. My mom isn't so good at the excuses and usually gets caught but if I do it she is safe. I'm getting sick of it though. I don't want to cover up for her anymore.
Alright I'm so copying people and doing this...Ipod on shuffle, first fifteen songs it plays, with "in my pants" at the end. Do it.
1. Letters to you in my pants (I'm assuming the pockets right?)
2. Honky Tonk Badonkadonk in my pants (haha sure)
3. Walk away in my pants (hey I need those!)
4. Giving it all away in my pants (no i'm not!)
5. Car underwater in my pants (umm how?)
6. Nothing's gonna stop us now in my pants (haha stop what?)
7. Counting stars in my pants (hopefully there aren't any)
8. Your gone in my pants (why is everyone taking my pants?)
9. Dude looks like a lady in my pants (well they are woman's pants)
10. Excuse me mister in my pants (excuse me, get out of my pants.)
11. Almost here in my pants (well I hope im wearing pants when I go somewhere.)
12. Move along in my pants (ahhh someone took them again!)
13. I write sins not tragedies in my pants (haha how about niether)
14. Dance, Dance in my pants (yay for dancing!)
15. THe pirates who don't do anything in my pants (well I hope not!)