other peoples kids,huh!
Number one son came home from where-ever at 2:30am. Comes into our room and wakes us up.
"There's this chick passes out on the side of the road, think I should see if she's okay?"
We agree, YEAH! and husband says as it's a girl, best I come with them. So, its cold, its raining, and I am in my jim-jams, so off we go to rescue silly child. Umbrella blows away in the wind. Of course it does.
Finally woke her, she had rolled onto the road, and son carrys her back to our house so we can ring her parents. Did I mention she threw up everywhere? Go through her bag, ignore the grass, and scroll through looking for Mumsie as she called her mother.
They came growled at the drunkened teen and waved a hand at us.
"Oh right, cheers" Wait for it..."Pity you couldn't have dropped her off as you were ALREADY AWAKE!! " (SERIOUSLY!)
Fine, we don't need gushing and the girl was safe so that's all that matters.
Next day sobered up teen arrives at our house, albeit bleary eyed while Mumsie stays in the 4WD. Wouldn't want her to get wet and cold again would we!
She then has the good grace to say, "Thanks for ringing my Mum, she's completely pissed at me now! Oh, did you drop my phone cuz it isn't working now? " I shook my head and she sighed. "Right, bummer."
They zoom down the strreet in their big BMW 4WD, they clearly had better places to be.
"This is why I have sons" mutters husband.
Me? Well I'll just clean the rug she threw up all over...
"There's this chick passes out on the side of the road, think I should see if she's okay?"
We agree, YEAH! and husband says as it's a girl, best I come with them. So, its cold, its raining, and I am in my jim-jams, so off we go to rescue silly child. Umbrella blows away in the wind. Of course it does.
Finally woke her, she had rolled onto the road, and son carrys her back to our house so we can ring her parents. Did I mention she threw up everywhere? Go through her bag, ignore the grass, and scroll through looking for Mumsie as she called her mother.
They came growled at the drunkened teen and waved a hand at us.
"Oh right, cheers" Wait for it..."Pity you couldn't have dropped her off as you were ALREADY AWAKE!! " (SERIOUSLY!)
Fine, we don't need gushing and the girl was safe so that's all that matters.
Next day sobered up teen arrives at our house, albeit bleary eyed while Mumsie stays in the 4WD. Wouldn't want her to get wet and cold again would we!
She then has the good grace to say, "Thanks for ringing my Mum, she's completely pissed at me now! Oh, did you drop my phone cuz it isn't working now? " I shook my head and she sighed. "Right, bummer."
They zoom down the strreet in their big BMW 4WD, they clearly had better places to be.
"This is why I have sons" mutters husband.
Me? Well I'll just clean the rug she threw up all over...