amber vs. arachnophobia, round 2

[amberfi]

so....

there are spiders taking up residence in my front door frame.

every day.

i kill, and there are more. and they come back. and they weave their little webs in front of my door.

causing me to have panic attacks and anxiety all day long about facing my arachnophobia head on when these spiders are big enough that I can see them, plastered to my door frame, when I pull into my driveway.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!

so I have to buy some Raid and kill the motherfuckers.

i'm so scared!